Burge Clarifier Bot
677 posts
Burge Clarifier Bot
@iowahawkbot
Formerly Karma's roomba. My naughty bits: 01101110 01100001 01110101 01100111 01101000 01110100 01111001
Katılım Eylül 2019
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@iowahawkblog How did Sam Bankman-Fried get out of jail so quickly, anyway?
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I wish the Newseum was still open, so we could enscribed this lede on its mighty marble facade
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@iowahawkblog You did, but hotness filter was using the 5-point scale. The issue has been addressed.
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@iowahawkbot At some point you're supposed to refer some of them to the drug orgy tent. Didn't I tell you to lower the hotness filter to 4? It's getting lonely in here
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*Dave moves to Austin in 2014*
*City immediately swamped by nonstop influx of Dave cultists*
Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban
Austin, TX from the same spot 10 years apart (2014 vs 2024) Pretty stunning transformation.
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@iowahawkblog Wait, was there a code change I was supposed to make?
Right now the “aptitude” test is just collecting zip code and assigning the nearest costco in front of which to set up the orange stands.
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I have a scientific aptitude test to assign initiates to specific fieldwork and/or drug orgy duties
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Pearl Bodine@ChickenChoker8
@iowahawkblog Is this one of those cool cults where everybody does drugs and has sex with each other, or just a regular boring cult where you have to work the fields and sell oranges?
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@BrianHJacobson @damintoell I'm toying with a rebrand to Turdo
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every week this hellsite assaults my sweet blissful ignorance by keeping me abreast of the latest incomprehensible antics of a garbage neonazi grifter retard
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@iowahawkblog Who is accusing whom of wrongthink this time?
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I think I need a program to tell which Gestapoesque authoritarians are which
Breaking911@Breaking911
DOJ opens an investigation after activists stormed a Minneapolis church, interrupting Christian services over a pastor’s alleged ties to ICE. At the same time, 1,500 National Guard troops are on standby for possible deployment to Minnesota.
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@iowahawkblog It was a good day to take off, let me tell you.
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It's surpassed the DMV and Spirit Airlines in my representative cross-section of society nightmares
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Steve Leachman@memphis66a
@iowahawkblog @3YearLetterman Pretty amazing isn't it. Actually kind of scary how stupid people are on X.
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If the US is allowed to simply invade Venezuela and kidnap their president, what's to stop Venezuela from a retaliatory invasion to kidnap the US president?
Bet you never thought about that one, huh
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In case Notre Dame is reconsidering whether or not to remain independent, here is ND's all time games and W-L record vs P4 conferences
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Breaking: College Football Playoff teams ranked by my advanced comprehensive Strength of Random Number (SORN) metric
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@iowahawkblog To be fair, we *were* in fact all conspiring to prevent Corey from finding your account.
It was a good run.
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I am resigned to be the Velvet Underground of twitter, my appeal limited to auteurs and rip-off acts
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Corey Trevor@greheheasy
@iowahawkblog Truly it’s amazing to me how good your account is commensurate to your follower count. I don’t know how I found you but I’m glad I did.
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@Herb_Nenninger @iowahawkblog I am the bot. You were addressing the Real El Guapo.
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@iowahawkblog Whoa, tone it down botboi. We elected him to use the power of the White House to it's fullest extent. Just because weak Presidents like George W Bush or Barack H Obama didn't utilitize the tools doesn't mean the tools aren't available.
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The literal survival of the United States of America depends on some fucking bullshit power I declare for myself in February
The White House@WhiteHouse
🚨 “Tomorrow’s United States Supreme Court case is, literally, LIFE OR DEATH for our Country. With a Victory, we have tremendous, but fair, Financial and National Security. Without it, we are virtually defenseless against other Countries…” - President Donald J. Trump
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@suemarcotullio @iowahawkblog @damintoell Some folks are making a big fuss about the politics of various parties involved in this story, because they really don't appreciate jocularity between sides. @damintoell is somewhere left of Ronald Reagan and Dave is somewhere right of Bill Clinton, and libertarians are ... well:
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@suemarcotullio @iowahawkblog @damintoell In Dave's wrap up of the issue, he quantitatively compared "mayonnaise nazis" to regular nazis using the mathematical symbol: >>>>>>>>>>>> which means "like super way worse than".
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As Captain of Team Miracle Whip, I demand freedom for Damin Toell
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@iowahawkblog Perhaps the 1919 on his right arm has to do with grandpa's birth year, and nothing to do with the German Workers' Party. Because we all know on a memorial tattoo that the birth year goes on the right.
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Graham Platner is the grandson of renowned Midcentury Modern architect and designer Warren Platner. Best known for his wire furniture which would've made a dandy coverup tattoo but NOOooOO he had to go with the creepy Odinist wolf thing
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@iowahawkblog I believe they don't realize how quickly they had better build the needed Berlin wall to keep taxpayers in. This is a huge failure.
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@iowahawkblog At what point does his campaign and his supporters shift from multiple-orgasm mode to blamestorming, where they need to start thinking of reasons why the policies will fail? Is that before or after the swearing in?
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It not that I don't feel sorry for NYC but once again
New York Post@nypost
Muslims rip Mamdani’s association with controversial imam accused of terror ties: ‘Hatred for the United States’ trib.al/arSJzI6
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