Ify Ina

@the_tech_writer I'm a Finance Analyst and an Accountant. I help small businesses set up their accounting books by using easy to use and cheap bookkeeping software like QuickBooks, Zoho, etc. I'd help you set up you finance infrastructure for your company so that you can reduce your tax exposure

@Olami_deeEbony 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I went to the salon today to make my hair, and the hairdresser asked one of her girls to help wash my hair. As she was washing it, I honestly struggled with her body odour but I just stayed calm till she finished. Afterwards, I quietly called her aside and asked, “Fine girl, what body spray do you use?” She said, “I don’t use body spray because I don’t like it.” I then politely told her that body spray is important because sometimes people may not realize when they have body odour. Omo before I knew it, this girl started raising her voice 😭 Saying I was insulting her and talking down on her. Her madam came over to ask what happened and she immediately told her I said she’s smelling. The madam too got upset and said I shouldn’t speak to her staff like that. I just carried my bag and left quietly without explaining myself. Whoever wants to smell should smell abeg 😭 I don’t care again.

Dad: Help me go outside and buy 150 recharge card. You: But daddy, they don’t sell 150 recharge card, only 200. Dad: Exactly.

After failing JAMB and the uncomfortable dinner conversation. Dad: Pass me the salt. You: sir??? Dad: pass me the salt or you can’t pass that one too? 😭😭😭😭

You fit dey laugh when dem dey show papa ajasco on Sunday by 8pm, your mama go just respond with “so 185 in JAMB can understand jokes?” E go be like dem pour you ice block. 😭😭😭😭

@TheCharlesIsidi 100% It’s very worrisome how much worse this country is still getting. How does one raise a child like this? You can’t homeschool cos you need a two income household to live comfortably. Egbewawomwen tremendously.

By the way, if you scored 150 in JAMB in my day, you didn’t even say it, you just pretended like they didn’t release your result.

First you think it’s a silly idea, no one would use it, then barely one month after launch, 900+ users in 14 countries, $14 in advertising. And now folks Ouish.co is collaborating with @base to serve this beauty to millions of customers globally. Humbled!

@Sisi_Yemmie Ewe eee. Na God go save us from these children oh. Wahlai.

My 7 yr old asked me what year I got married. I said 2014. She scrunched up her nose and said “just one year before your first child”?? I replied, Yes. She continued, “that was fast and so random! ” She walked away with a look in her eyes. She’s definitely judging me.

@Dammi_Esq @Prince_dc21_ Isn’t she the one taking care of the baby and breastfeeding? Which one is “everything alone”. And you list Wsquire behind your name oo. Mtchew

Honestly, this isn’t about food anymore it’s about balance and teamwork. Yes, she’s postpartum and needs rest, but you also can’t be left carrying everything alone. Sit down and have a calm conversation about sharing responsibilities in a way that works for both of you right now.

"I don't like my mother in-law's food, I have a wife but her mom is the one cooking for us all this while. I'm aged 35 married to a beautiful woman aged 27. So My wife recently gave birth to our first child, we agreed that, she put to bed from her hometown, then she came back once the baby was 3 to 4 weeks old cause she had to prepare for work. When my wife came back I was extremely happy cuz all this time I've been starving & I missed her & obviously her cooking. She came back home with her mom who just came to help her settle as she is also a married woman. Now, my problem is when they came back home my mother came to visit & she told my wife 'she shouldn't cook anything in the house until the baby is 3 months old saying it is our tradition. My wife has taken this advice religiously cause naturally she doesn't like cooking & doing any house chores, so she is very happy about this. Her mom is the one who cooks but I don't like her food I always prefer my wife's food to any other person's cause it tastes so good. So, I went back to my mum & asked her to come back & say this tradition is old & not followed anymore, her response was "please let her rest carrying a child for 9 months & labour is not easy". Now, the mum went back to her home. Then I asked my wife to cook she refused & threatened to call my mom if i should keep pressuring her to cook. And told me to cook instead, so I just left the house, thinking by the time i returned she must have made something but instead i came back & found her eating bread & told me that she was starving & i should make her something to eat cuz she's breastfeeding & needs to eat regularly Today I told her in a nice & polite way that, I've missed her food, she just laughed & said okay let's go to the kitchen. I will be giving you instructions on how I cook. My power finished! The baby is just one month plus old. Please note, I have been cooking for the past 3 days. & she just sits at the parlor pressing phone & watching tv while the baby is asleep. Pls help!'

@_theymi @Root_user7 😂😂 oh that’s the sad thing?

@Root_user7 Lmao 🤣 you are joking right

As a woman, which can you do A. Put on generator B. K!ll fowl C. Jump fence D. Eat four noodles at once E. Fix bulb

@Eman_8282 Her life

@dammiedammie35 Boss, if you be youth, wetin the actual students wan call themselves na? See this old man with bears everywhere. Wetin u dey study? 😂

“We the Nigerian Students have never had it so good like the way we have it under President Tinubu” - Olushola Oladoja, President National Association of Nigerian Students

@amosemm_ @d_ocheido In the meantime, she should be cohabiting with different men, while learning a lot ba? Mtchew

@d_ocheido Dear women, Cohabitation benefits you more than the advice your pastor will give you concerning your man. You will see him for who he truly is. You will understand his attitude. You will learn a lot, and if you eventually can't cope, you get your answers.

Dear woman, This is another day to remind you that cohabitation with a man does not benefit you in any way It is you that they will say has “high mileage” It is you that they will say has slacked It is you that will have to have abortions because “protection failed” If anything happens to your womb in the process now they will even “fibroid” shame you, age shame you and pick a 23 year old. It is you who will be abandoned with babies when you have them They will say you’re not a high value woman They will say you don’t have self respect If you’re unfortunate the day that you come to post your wedding pictures, men you’ve slept with in Uni will come and laugh at the man that loves and wants to marry you They will say they have receipts of how you’ve been passed around They will slut shame you wetin no good It is you that will lose Don’t lie to yourself that you will go there an nothing will happen He will gaslight you and tell you you don’t love him if not you will climb bed Any man that wants the goods should go and see your mummy and daddy first WISE UP!!

@uzoigwecyril51 @d_ocheido Is it until something becomes destructive that you should avoid it. It doesn’t favour women, period! A woman would be wiser to not live with a man she’s not married to.

@d_ocheido Stip spreading messages based on fear and try to find a balance. Moving in with a man won't destroy U, but moving in with the wrong man and ignoring the signs might.... so instead of preaching panic, why don't U teach discernment?!!!!.

@_veeyouu @d_ocheido For me it’s not even about sex. There’s no positive aspect to cohabiting. There are things you would have recovered from if you were married, but being single and cohabiting when it happens will not let you recover from it. There’s a patience that being married gives you.

@d_ocheido But why do you think of the worse? The negative? You think cohabitation is all about sex?? They’re no other aspects of life in cohabiting rather than sex?

@QueeinJ @u6achukwu Story for the gods

I have 86 wigs, all bought within 3 months and I’m 8 months in my job. My best days were when I go everywhere including parties and weddings without wearing wigs! Now everyone knows where I work, the expectations are high and I’m living a fake life with all these uncomfortable wigs and most especially highly expensive 🤬

As a lady, if you don’t have at least 6 wigs in your wardrobe at the moment, you’re a COW!

@u6achukwu I’m a cow lady 😂

@c0mmandderr @BlackOwl_47 3 guys will be beating him and he will be seeing double. 🤣

One day some dude is gonna do this girl wrong and get the most confusing beating of his life 😭

@yabaleftonline Then you will way it all off in the morning. Well done. Unwanted pregnancy go catch you and you nor go know on time. By the time baby cries from 9pm to 4am two times, you nor go post this thing again.

Lady shares a 'Get Ready With Me' (GRWM) bedtime vlog.

@DonRich15959478 @lindaikeji It’s social media ooo. If not for social media, you may never meet or hear these people. You will just jejely be thinking that human beings have sense cos of your circle.

@lindaikeji Mehn the way I cringe these days looking at some human beings talk is getting alarming, sometimes I can’t just believe a human being with brain can have these dumb mentalities💔🤦‍♂️

Lady claims 90% of marriages in Nigeria favor men more than women but fails to show evidence.

@lindaikeji In her mind na, she’s sounding smart oo. Na wa