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@lightlybaha hes a professional

@lightlybaha hes gonna be a feet sticking out from under the blankets sleeper

they sayin 5’1 is the new 6’2 👀👀

@salamiyaps did they....... ❤️

mixed emotions abt appetite ruined

@salamiyaps ....grown ass man btw WHYD U USE THAAAAT EXCUSE 😭😭😭

@salamiyaps tell em ur a lightweight n start projectile vomitting after one shot

@salamiyaps are they asking to go to a bar or specifically Get Drunk With Them..... either way odd why wont they accept no 😭😭😭

@salamiyaps i do not trust them people dont do it....

@lightlybaha im ngl i havent tried avocado in Yearsssss, i refuse to retry it 😭 im really picky n wont even try alot of things

why does avocado Look yummy on toasts but then my tastebuds arent grown up enough to want to try it .... bs

Having a pet is so therapeutic because you’ll be in a bad mood, and you just look over, and they’re sitting there being all cute, and it’s like, you knowl what, you’re right.

the four horsemen of the 6.x yaoi

@gr33kyogurt with this logic mine definitely wouldnt

@ipodvalentine my ass won’t fit in kid’s size underwear bro

today’s grocery list: - yogurt - cottage cheese - protein shakes - diet drinks - underwear we bouta spend a million dollars

@gr33kyogurt ppl already think u have kids whats rhe issue 😋

@ipodvalentine i will not be purchasing minecraft children’s underwear in public at the grown age of 22

@gr33kyogurt 😋😋 get matching minecraft underwear w me they were $12

@ipodvalentine WALMART UNDERWEAR IS LIKE 25 DOLLARS FOR FOUR PAIRS FML

any tips on passing as a human

@gr33kyogurt @bunnypacifier

@ipodvalentine @bunnypacifier GULP BABE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

ancestors rolling around in their graves probably