Kyle Wylie

Power went out while I was taking a dump. Now I have to use the flashlight on my phone to read the shampoo bottle. How inconsiderate.

Fender eliminator, LED signal lights and integrated brake/signal lights. No more bouncy junk instagram.com/p/ByLYzDAnFME/…

A rare side by side

Today I found out my truck can't display temperatures colder than -40C. I could have happily gone my entire life without this knowledge.

Apparently Sunday bike rides = comics?

Go to Japan they said. It'll be fine they said. They didn't say anything about toilet spiders.

Like, right in the street?

45 floors up

Day In The Life: Episode 1 - Cmdr Bunbun: youtu.be/9IZIp0GfUrk?a via @YouTube

Hangover foooood instagram.com/p/58Gi3RrTFu/

Thought I only had 1 Rolo popsicle left. Turns out I have 3. You have to appreciate the small things in life

Found a few beers while cleaning up my living room

@TehGimp I think I figured out why my old Macbook Pro's battery didn't want to work.

Decided to pick up my guitar for the firs time in probably over a year. 2 hours later I can't feel my fingers

If tonight was a preview for the rest of the winter I officially give up driving until April. Everyone really sucks at it

Yard work is dirty, dirty business

Oh yes

@TehGimp I've used nothing but Samsung monitors for years and never had an issue

If a kid is late to his special education class is it appropriate to say he's tardy?

If you're a cop, you've got to pull over the guy with the "Dr. Fun" vanity plates on general principle, right?