Howard Malky-Mackay retweetledi
Your aunt's masc girlfriend meeting the family at Christmas
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Howard Malky-Mackay
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Howard Malky-Mackay
@ipunchanimals
Part-time poet, full-time menace. Aspiring politician and drill sergeant. 🏴/🇱🇺 I stand with Stanley Taylor-Miles. 32 🔄
Probably at a wine bar. Katılım Kasım 2025
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Zen level: Expert. Portfolio level: Divine. When your belly laughs louder than your stock ticker, you've truly arrived 💯
Sweet Nector@sweet_nector1
People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?
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Anyone who abuses pornography for non sex ed related purposes needs to die.
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My ringtone is the sound of buds chirping away. I can never answer calls because I’m always so entertained by natures beauty.
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My crypto instagram account was HACKED! I need a sugary mommy to help me recover it. Kindly, send a DM.
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@underscoresplus Skipping camp to go to concerts? Holy fuck-knuckles, the sergeant is gonna rip you a new one.
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Brings back memories. I was born on February 29th so my dad would cover me in jäegermeister and set me on fire.
Cortisa Star ⚜️🪽@CortisaStar
Its my birthday
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@turlingtonbwys I catch you on my block again and you’re sleeping with the fishes. Understood?
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My doctor used to tell me that I ate onions so much that I was going to turn into one! He lost his job and killed himself last year
Food Hub@F0ODHub
Do raw onions belong on a burger?
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RaKai just smeared ice cream all over Kai Cenat in his Lambo because he didn’t accept him into Streamer University 😳
Sweet Nector@sweet_nector1
Does anyone have any idea what this metal object is used for?
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When more children can read at grade level, every opportunity expands.
That’s why we’re doubling down on literacy.
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