mikayla

for christmas my dad got me the “women want me, fish fear me” hat and a gold chain so yes i will be acting up

bringing this gem back for artemis ii

Bilochka my beloved

This photo has changed my life

honestly this winter olympics has everything!! canadians accused of cheating in the curling, an unhinged medal winner begging his ex girlfriend to take him back live on tv, and from my understanding a dog winning a gold medal in the cross country skiing

Need a dessert in a hurry? Take a bag of Oreos and dump them on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like a animal you piece of shit

I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.

Me, last week: “I’m sick of Olivia Nuzzi and don’t need any more drama about this” Me, reading the last sentence of this piece: “oh my god”

(having a panic attack & trying to flirt at the same time) you are the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen…okay, now i have to name 4 more things

heyyyyy so were you still looking for a fool to do your dirty work orrr

hey i think you're really cute i'd love to get a Drink sometime. i should warn you that i'm fundamentally unloveable, and i refuse to Change. but! it will be fun to hang out and Pretend for a few weeks or months if you're into that. but don't even ask me to change my Flaw

The Alternative is not fucking around here

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

Required reading. My god.

Hannah Einbinder on saying "Free Palestine" in her Emmys acceptance speech. "It is my obligation as a Jewish person to distinguish Jews from the state of Israel. Our religion and our culture is such an important and long-standing institution that is really separate to this sort of ethnonationalist state." bit.ly/3KlW7oN

men and women CAN be friends - who cares if they hooked up 2-5 times it was so chill

Thought I'd take this Friday to share my favorite image of my cat Pablo. The day I got 'em I took him to Waffle House and he loved it.

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information