Ian Riches

@TheSnowDreamer Need kent to be sunny and warm on June 6th. What’s the chances of that?

21 years since London last saw 30C (87F) in month of May, I strongly suspect the timer will reset very soon. Latest UKV challenges as early as this Saturday. A barbecue weekend… It things come together we may see even hotter temperatures next week… record May heat is at play. And summer isn’t here yet.

#Austria The last song. Thank god for that. I’m confused by how much of all the songs vocals have been live tonight, also the over use of effects on their voices. Reverb and the like. It’s all hiding if they can sing well or not. Anyway hurry up and get the results in #Eurovisión

#Romania that’s alright that #Eurovisión2026

#Norway Nice guitar intro. Good riff. Yeah I’m liking this. Bit Jack White sounding. Michael Jackson crutch grab. This is up there for me tonight #Eurovisión2026

#Italy croc of shit with 3 strictly rejects in the background #Eurovisión2026

#Cyprus Is she gonna spin them plates… that would be good. I’ve just yawned, which was actually more exciting than this whole experience #Eurovisión2026

#Sweden Imagine if she actually had no skin under that mask, you know like Robbie Williams and Rock DJ. I can imagine the youth throwing some shapes at this one down at Amadeus #Eurovisión2026

#Lithuania wonder what he’s been doing since the wizard of oz… now we know. Might wear this outfit down Tesco tomorrow #Eurovisión2026

#Poland Pretty sure she works at the car wash. She could have at least given her metal work a bit of a shine. Bit of rapping, bit of swearing. It’s a no from me #Eurovisión2026

#Finland Think he’s in his dressing gown and he’s bought his mum along to play the fiddle. She keeps farting judging from the gusts in her dress #Eurovisión2026

#Moldova Just imagine…. This could have been East 17 in their prime, with a couple of token women. Should of slipped ‘Hey Mickey’ into the lyrics somewhere #Eurovisión2026

#France load of old bollocks #eurovision

#UnitedKingdom He looks like a Poundland Drop Dead Fred. We’ve gone for quirky because everything else has failed. I still say get my Eurovision song sung by #Showaddywaddy on next year. It’s called ‘Never Gonna Win Again’ #Eurovisión2026

#Croatia Never trust anyone with a face tattoo (yes I know they’re not real but it still stands) hello she’s doing some witchcraft. Sort of crap they would play on the Traitors when they’re walking to the turrets #Eurovisión2026

#Bulgaria Now we’re talking!! Nuff said. Chair dancing like they do at Showaddywaddy concerts. This is my favourite #Eurovisión2026

#Czechia ‘Crossroads’ I’m looking out for Miss Diane & Benny but no sign of them. He’s in the house of mirrors. Song is dull. Sounds a bit like Will Young. That’s the only positive #Eurovisión2026

#Malta It’s called ‘Bella’ so I’m assuming it’s been written about Bella Emberg. Wouldn’t look out of place in a soft porn film in that outfit. #Eurovisión2026

#Serbia Freddy Kruger on vocals. Generic IEMs. Obviously spent the budget on eye make up. Could do with some more screaming #Eurovisión2026

#Australia That well known European country. Delta Goodrum, seen here live, she can sing. Is she still married to the Westlife dude? Lovely use of the wind machine. A golden piano… go on give us the neighbours theme tune #Eurovisión2026

#Ukraine looks like she’s dipped her hands in paint… what’s that all about? Reminds me of that ice magic you used to get to put in ice cream, which went all hard. Boring song. Looks like her clothes have been in shredder #Eurovisión2026