Not returning

Done with this account and never coming back. If you're cool then I'll let you follow @lithiatedyke

Elon may have put me in gay baby jail for a month but I constructed an even gayer even babier jaik for myself

I am too high for this shit oh my god I am flipping between trauma and being 6 too fast and then oomf sends me this. I feel like I'm gonna explode and not in the piss myself way I did earlier.

@fr0gpuppy All 3 said littleforbig for both the paci and bottle. Use Amazon for them if you have prime or just their website if not.

@iridium_rose whered u get urs from? i rly want a paci, also a bottle but idk where to look besides etsy

IT HAS BEEN FOUND!!!!

@fr0gpuppy Ngl oomf gave it to me because her dog chewed my original one to bits. I forgor where my original came from and the one she gave me has no markings. However hold on and I'll message the 3 of the 5 (adult) children I know that are up at this hour and I can get a recommendation

will see through a crack and and I'll have hell to pay as a result. I've been on high alert for most of the past four years with no end in sight. I pay an untold mental price for living in this godforsaken state and I fear one day I won't have enough to balance the budget

Texas is so goddamn tiring. Like yes part of it is constant hyper vigilance from being threatened with a shotgun in the hardware store of a rural Texas town for being visibly trans at the time, but just the constant mental drain that if I don't perform my best then someone 1/2

This just popped into my head and I'm kinda teary eyed. I spend so much time around people I'm 95% sure hate what I am that even this dumb little interaction feels meaningful.

This may or may not be based on real life events. Who's to say really 😇

Onesie that has rust on the snaps. Environmental storytelling.

@trapasamoleta School district doesn't like it when the rent to own agreement on $48k of copiers goes un-renewed and a few of them get picked up by the vendor before you can scramble to renew it. 🫣

@iridium_rose Apparently the government doesn't like it when contractors hire children. But it's fine because we're good at what we do.

I stg all the oomfs are children tonight

@trapasamoleta But yea being able to be legally groomed has its advantages

@trapasamoleta Real. I had an office job at an elementary school for a year and a half and it was a nightmare. Like I'm sorry but I can't figure out how to fix the copier, and please stop asking me to order toner, I am 6 and it's snack time. I want apple slices and crackers please

@JinxShivers Like In a being put out to pasture way or an abandonment way?

How long do you think it’ll take her to realize she’s not leaving the farm >:3

My recommendation for if my film photography piques your interest is to run away as fast as possible. My opiate addiction was cheaper on a monthly basis than consistently doing film photography each month and I'm not even joking.

@trapasamoleta No that's based. Similarly despite my documentation claiming an age of "22" I exists between 2 and 16. I've never matured past that. No solid proof exists to back up the idea that I have.

@iridium_rose We're always one, unfortunately 😔

The fact I fucked up my bangs not in the evenness (I'm undefeated in that regard in the 15ish times I've trimmed them) but the length is tragic. Like damn I have pseudo micro bangs now and Im gonna look cooked for the next like 30 days

@punished_woker Tragic 😞 😞 😞 It's way better if it belongs to someone else if I'm being honest

@iridium_rose sadly not, I'm lonely </3

fun fact: clear piss tastes like slightly weird water, quite a bit different than regular piss,,,,

@punished_woker Wait it wasn't someone else's!?!? 🥺🥺🥺

@iridium_rose twas bored,,, and also very hydrated cause i had a snack qwq