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I’ve been serving looks my whole life.

yo mista white we have to serve

@lionroot @NotABigJerk Transgender people who don’t have access to restrooms consistent with their gender identity are at a much higher risk of sexual assault. hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-t…

@NotABigJerk If you think joking about shooting down a balloon is a strange behavior, wait till you hear about liberal men who want everyone to pretend they are women and allow them to go into locker rooms with young girls.

on that point: this squad was created as part of Memphis' response to rising violent crime in recent years, deploying what's known as "hot spot" policing -heavy enforcement on small groups of people. In this way, Nichols' death seems linked to our moment's reactionary politics

@keyon expeditiously kill myself

What’s the first thing y’all doing if zombies came out of nowhere?

*getting jumped by 2 nonbinary people* im fighting Tooth and Nail over here

*watches NOPE, the movie about a giant monster whose core looks like a camera that hangs over Hollywood and quite literally chews people up then spits them out* Is this movie even about anything

My oil painting of McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries

@SwaggerSouls *Rubbing my stomach suspiciously shaped like 11 billion snow crabs* Yeah, where the heck did they run off to?

cat scream at me while I poop 😾

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

you can’t just slap a squid into a shark week show like it’s a side character. a squid is a main character. give the squid a week. “squeek” there you go. i’ve solved another problem

when I see my cock I go on a long monologue

why my tummy hurt? 😡👎 (I ate 7 popsicles in 10 minutes)

A 10-year-old girl was denied abortion services in Ohio. 10. So no, I’m not ok with the Democratic Party’s response federally simply being “vote in November.” Residents in my state can’t wait till November and 10-year-olds can’t vote. Here’s what they should be doing. 1/

Asking people with a “choose adoption” sign if they chose to adopt.

if i got pregnant tomorrow and couldn’t get an abortion, at least i can still buy a gun and shoot myself!