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Megan Irminger

Megan Irminger

@irmy27

Represented by: Next Management Worldwide 📸. I am why we can't have nice things. And also why there is no more peanut butter.

New York, New York Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Having a BEC on a blueberry bagel is a crime.
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Maybe it’s love, maybe it’s altitude sickness.
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Younger me would be appalled by the amount of tea and oatmeal I consume willingly.
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The REI store makes me so happy, I can’t explain it.
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POV: it’s 7:40am and the man sitting next to you on your flight orders a white wine.
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I haven’t eaten pasta in a week because I’m about to go to Italy where I will be eating nothing but pasta. Is this dieting?
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Today every woman in America lost her reproductive rights. Rights to her own body. Rights to a decision. Rights to fix a mistake.
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Escalators are not for standing. They are for walking. I said what I said.
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I’m gatekeeping being 30. This shit is dope.
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Sooo your 30s is your sex in the city moment
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Girls wearing tennis skirts for “fashion” and not for tennis should be arrested.
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Monday-Thursday feels like Monday.
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The fact that the train conductor just made an announcement that all passengers are required to wear shoes when moving about the train…
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People who wear sandals in the airport…..why?
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It’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed
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Eating croissants are an immersive experience.
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If I don’t have a handful of olives everyday, I will die.
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Damn it feels good to be a gangster she whispered to herself as she put the popcorn on her bedside table and turned off the lights at 10:30pm on a Friday night in Miami.
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Adulthood is adding collagen powder to your soup.
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You made your bed and now you have to read in it.
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