Megan Irminger

Having a BEC on a blueberry bagel is a crime.

Maybe it’s love, maybe it’s altitude sickness.

Younger me would be appalled by the amount of tea and oatmeal I consume willingly.

The REI store makes me so happy, I can’t explain it.

POV: it’s 7:40am and the man sitting next to you on your flight orders a white wine.

I haven’t eaten pasta in a week because I’m about to go to Italy where I will be eating nothing but pasta. Is this dieting?

Today every woman in America lost her reproductive rights. Rights to her own body. Rights to a decision. Rights to fix a mistake.

Escalators are not for standing. They are for walking. I said what I said.

I’m gatekeeping being 30. This shit is dope.

Sooo your 30s is your sex in the city moment

Girls wearing tennis skirts for “fashion” and not for tennis should be arrested.

Monday-Thursday feels like Monday.

The fact that the train conductor just made an announcement that all passengers are required to wear shoes when moving about the train…

People who wear sandals in the airport…..why?

It’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed

Eating croissants are an immersive experience.

If I don’t have a handful of olives everyday, I will die.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster she whispered to herself as she put the popcorn on her bedside table and turned off the lights at 10:30pm on a Friday night in Miami.

Adulthood is adding collagen powder to your soup.

You made your bed and now you have to read in it.