Magnificent bastard. Long may you rock..

Yah, I’m an asshole... but not one of those “out of the closet” assholes. Those are flaming assholes. Wait..... did I just say that ???

I am officially off for a week. Who should I go visit? Wait..... we can’t cross borders. Who wants to send me nudes???

It seems like it would make sense but @MickJagger could swallow a melon whole and he doesn't have a wide vocal range...so no.

New Christmas song????? What is wrong with Twisted Christmas??????? Wait...... that does sound like it could be good.

@LilGThePrincess No....... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@irolands And toilet paper should be under not over.

He didn’t dress the dead terrorist up in the elevator in a Easter Bunny suit. Plus... there woulda been no hostages, cause no work place has an Easter party.

@adamsavage3 and I need an address to proceed......

@Kimmie_Kanuck @Elizabeasty Ok I will put a little hat on it.....

@Drstevenhobbs Shut up and drink your Cod Liver Oil, Steve......

I can feel this picture

I get it..... you were rooting for Hans.

@irolands Checkmate

@sosayweall1 @WizardDirt @La_Fee_Verte__ @misterich @micropach @jimtony101 @MarvTh3_Martian @playaynoche @thesexysensei @guyverhofstadt Like fuck.......

@WizardDirt @La_Fee_Verte__ @misterich @micropach @jimtony101 @MarvTh3_Martian @playaynoche @irolands @thesexysensei @guyverhofstadt We are ok @irolands is donating his beard.

@cgp42 @blcinsd @shutmouf @MCMikeSkywalker

@blcinsd @shutmouf @irolands @MCMikeSkywalker Only if he plot involves Christmas. Like Die Hard. So in that regard I'm happy now. I just don't like people making statements about things when they clearly haven't thought them through. Die Hard is not only a Christmas movie but many people's favorite one.

@shutmouf @blcinsd @cgp42 @MCMikeSkywalker Hahahahaha

Dude..... don’t get me started about Jesus NOT possibly have been born in winter time nor on December 25th anyways. Hee hee

@playaynoche Red.... fuckin d’uh