Iryss Opal 🧚♀️gives you wings🧚♀️
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Iryss Opal 🧚♀️gives you wings🧚♀️
@iryss0pal
⭐️🐴WOAH GIRL, Show Girl💕⭐️ She got that thing~ a ring a ding ding 🛎️
Canada Katılım Kasım 2020
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@sword_kween I used an app called “quitsure” to stop vaping after several failed attempts of cold turkey. I was insanely dependent on the vape for years and it’s the only thing that worked. I am 100% nicotine free for the past 3.5 years! I don’t even crave/think about it.
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When I was 18 I had my first bar job as a shooter girl and I took molly before my shift one time (that was the climate back then) and I set the record for most shooters sold in a night at that bar.
AA@cumzillarawn
microdosed on molly before my shift just to see and im getting 30% tips for almost every table
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I can’t brush my teeth in the bathroom. I will literally go sit down in another room to brush my teeth and then go back to the bathroom to spit 🙂
Quentin@Tangrenin
Brushing our teeth is a basic thing we all do and yet every time I see someone brush their teeth for the first time at some point they do a most bizarre, most uniquely unhinged thing that reminds me how brittle my conception of normalcy is
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Saskatoon✨ I’m hosting 2 workshops in 2 weeks. Tell your friends. See you there💕
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Me and my gf were giving a duo dance at work the other night and my gf says to the customer “you got a big 🍆 in there, daddy?” And in the most ernest, dead pan way, he says “no”. And I burst out laughing and called him an icon cause TRUE.
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Me in Saskatoon on the last plus 30 day of year rolling up to the beach only to find my ex, an old drug dealer, a girl who worked at the co-op with my mom, one of my best friends ex girlfriends who was always rude 2 me and some guy named Scott. We chilled all day fr.
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So sick currently. Drank Neocitran at midnight. Deliriously half slept till 5am. Woke up ravenous for poverty nachos. Peeled my decrepit ass out or bed to make and eat poverty nachos. A delicacy I haven’t indulged in for years. Couldn’t even taste them. Texture was great tho.
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drag and burlesque is the evolution of performing routines for your parents with your friends when you were kids to prove you should be able to have a sleepover.
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Everytime I don’t feel like drinking water I wonder if I secretly have rabies
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Stop eating battered cod with Reddit mods and come eat wagyu with a waifu
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seeing a lot of “eiffel tower bad because two men using one woman” but what if i’m the one using them. have u ever stopped to consider that
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@iguessitsbrett The Sunday rabies (I’m so late replying oh GOD)
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Life is all about getting buzzed and looking hot while you still can
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Being straight is so embarrassing hahahha
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- all while being completely aware that if he didn’t go see a SW he would most likely be a fuck boy given his current priorities.
It’s deep as fuck and sex workers absolutely should be utilized more without stigma.
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- and honestly I fuck with that so hard. The typical attitude we get from attractive successful men is often entitlement. The “I can see a girl naked for free” types. But this guy completely understood and appreciated the sw energy exchange -
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Thinking about a generous, sweet customer I had last weekend. He was successful, attractive, and easy to talk to. He told me that he would go see an escort once in a while because he wasn’t ready to commit to dating and didn’t want to waste some poor girls time just to get laid -
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