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@DavidNdii Waiting for the biggest scandal yet!

Hustler Fund is working (26m customers, 8m active borrowers, Sh85b+ loans disbursed) hustlerfund.go.ke SHA is working (30m Kenyans registered) sha.go.ke

@Ndonglaw043 Why do they take their blockheads to the burial of a person they never supported in anyway. Sit , eat and drink , they should be ashamed !

There is a common trend of Gen Zs bashing out family members & relatives at burials either because they did not support the deceased in Hospital or just in ways. Ehe. Me thinks in this life, even your siblings owe you nothing. If strangers or even relatives assist, unasema tu Asante. If they do not. I also think they have no such mandatory obligation. Everyone has a struggle. This is just me. What do you think?

@DocPriyamMD What exactly is consciousness ?

Today a med student asked what actually happens to consciousness under GENERAL ANESTHESIA. The fact that we still don't have a real answer is terrifying.

@mwabilimwagodi2 You think the cop killed the guy because he's not from that region? A killer has no relative , just motive , opportunity and means.

What is wrong about what that Garissa woman said? Because maybe if the Police officers in Taita Taveta County were natives of that county and lived with their cousins and uncles and aunts then may be the Police wouldn't kill citizens of that county for fear of killing a relative?

@KhaleeseeM Advices,

Wenye mnanipea advices I know the teachers that helped me na Hao ndio I'll live to thank.As a teacher you don't shame a student in front of the class for not having the BASICS!! Anyone who messed me up and tore me apart is ana enemy!!

If you were in St Anne's Girls Mumias in 2015 or before and you're in contact with Md Roselyne Anyango(Achoki) kindly share them w me.I need to update her that I'm a lawyer now,soon to be adv after she told me that I'd amount to nothing just bc I didn't have a handwriting book.

@shobanes I accepted long ago that we are a reflection of our leaders.

Kuna greed huwa sielewi. Okay, you steal a whole bale of clothes. Alafu upate ni kamisi na bikers 😂 And then? Utavaa? 😂 Ukikosa soko utupe. Very archaic way of doing things. This country needs to change.

@moneyacademyKE When you don't play by their tiny rules , he finishes you completely.

Elon Musk is about to launch X Money, a banking tool inside X. The new service could offer 3% cashback and up to 6% interest on savings. [Elon is trying to turn everything into one app where you can chat, pay, save, and spend in one place].

@georgediano ATPU CHUKUENI MTEJA PLEASE

Daughter of Osama has a message to Nywele ngumu.

@JUNX1ONG She's a woman, we don't do that here!

Kama mngekuwa truly committed to the cause mngefind out who the judicial officer is and if they have had rulings in favour of this airhead. Then ask for review of the same. And possible sanctions if chicanery can be proven. Otherwise hii mnafanya Ni kupepeta mucene.

@atieno_21 Wanted to get a post grad dip huko but was cautioned niende polepole

Is it safe to apply for a course at Open University of Kenya? Being that it's a new institution. It has really good courses, but I need to hear from guys who have a hint of what's going on there

@footsoldierRow Indeed.

The truth is it is. It buys you peace of mind which buys you happiness. I’m grateful that we can do all this. My person is also extra supportive and a great provider. Both of us grew up with hustle so we know what it means and don’t take it for granted.

@FacingMtKenya No one gives a fuck

To all female unemployed graduates, to all the young unemployed Kenyans, this lady stole your opportunity. Kasongo must Go!!! Ida Odinga is not poor. Her late husband was a Billionaire. IDA is 75 years old for heavens sake.

@RealNate08 Plan tu na mamaa, always. Hata kama ni uji ensure mmekunywa pamoja

Present Dads on the TL, how do yall cope with being broke while withstanding the pressure to provide??

@RealNate08 River- pipeline-Tajmall

Route gani hii Nairobi hukua na the oldest matatus?

@footsoldierRow Umeandikia mfanyakazi mfanyakazi. Money is good

I pay my staff pretty well, lots of perks. She gets sunday+quarterly offs, 10k shopping when going home, 20k Christmas bonus, She’s graduating soon college I paid, she’s gotten her passport and travels with us. She has a daybug helping her. Nilijam sana being accused on this X

@99thsense Better prompts , more data sets better servers, better codes . It's said AI is now at a smart highschool student level, can't imagine what will happen when it gets to smart college student and to a prof level. Give it time.

AI just like anything robotic is good for automation of repeated tasks i.e it creates exactly what has been fed and can’t think outside those parameters. That’s why they all look the same. For original unique content, humans still win

@WashiraX Campus , kuinama you know...

Honest talk. You saw how Branch loan app almost shed tears in court narrating how Kenyans have refused to repay them loans worth 800M. 800M is colossal amount. Why have you refused to repay and yet that money helped you?

@WashiraX Sema Ruto must go story iishe

Kwamboka, Thou shall do this. • Immediately cancel the 20 mean looking eTIMS invoices by issuing 20 credit notes. But note: - The credit notes will not reduce your 2025 income - They will reduce your 2026 income After that, you have 2 pills to choose. 1. Pay KRAA now - Pay the 88K tax on the 600K declared in 2025 - The credit notes will reduce your 2026 taxes automatically • You pay more tax now, less later. 2. Adjust filing income now - Get a CPA to revise your 2025 income downward using the credit notes - Then increase your 2026 income by the same amount • You pay the correct tax in both years. Which pill do you choose?

@Chill_hoodgang @stunner_xoxo Wig and begging?

@isIsaac_ @stunner_xoxo Alright we look manly and we wear it like a badge of honor. Anything else?😂

Never seen a Nigerian woman bat an eye at an East African man in abroad. We are not into you. Men that look like prepubescent teen boys. No single muscle mass or testosterone. If you don’t shift to one corner.

@Ian_San254 A moving target can never be hit

Sijaai Elewa mbona mtu atoke tu kwa nyumba yake aende alale hapo Jevanjee? Someone explain to me like I’m Karen Nyamu