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"I'm just like everybody else; I put my skirt on one butt cheek at a time"

@WhatChaosShow do you guys not have your offer sheet explanation clipped? Tried to search and find it with no luck

@zana59185409 oh, i assumed it wasn’t good bc of the high school of it all but LOVE the compulsion to clarify

@zana59185409 nope, understood — this satisfied my curiosity tysm

@zana59185409 hi i actually need more details

i love the edmonton polycule and i’ve recently been made aware of the san jose polycule but i have to tell you that my own polycule is my favorite

@shawn_depaz Shawn, that’s a dog

CHAT

@vincemoenty Torey Krug to Carl Soderberg, this is also burned into my memory

@vincemoenty 2:35 x.com/NHLBruins/stat…

there's this one mic'd up moment that I cannot get out of my head for the life of me where a player (can't remember who) says to his Swedish teammate that "if you get another goal we'll take you to IKEA after the game" and thats exactly the type of shit Ilya would say

@zana59185409 @imarealtuffkid she was sooo embarrassed i kind of felt bad. We were being friendly and very peer-to-peer (she works right across from me) and i think she shut off her filter

just took the raads-r, gad-7, and phq-9 for fun. i dont have autism, i have severe anxiety, and i have moderately severe depression! what a shock never would have guessed not like im diagnosed with those illnesses or anything

@imarealtuffkid @zana59185409 liking every tweet as a sign of my love. Also to share that the first time i met my PCP and told her about myself she accidentally blurted out “are you on the spectrum??” ……no? But I’d like to know what i just said that made you think that

@zana59185409 hahahahahahahaha i see where you are coming from. however, im also defff not autistic i have way too much social/emotional cognizance. im just special

@imarealtuffkid perhaps consult craig’s magician

so my wife is actually finally getting her bone marrow transplant! and i immediately got a cold as soon as she was admitted and now i can't go see her til im better somebody pls send me the magical remedy

@imarealtuffkid @DJ_Bean started the game with our recitation: “when i watch Tristan Jarry I feel hate for Stan Bowman”

hey @DJ_Bean my wife needs me to tell you what i told her: “jarry is fucking incorporeal or something”

look at the sweatshirt i made. look at it. look!!!!

@imarealtuffkid i approve of the plan

me, literally with two wives: i should get married

i should marry a pro athlete just so i can invite their team over and cook for them all the time

@PeteBlackburn @WhatChaosShow cutie pies

Zach Hyman signed the goal chart 🤣

@WhatChaosShow Pete will kill you, regardless of the color

Is a Marchand Panthers jersey now the most dangerous item to wear to a Bruins game?

@clairernak my brain every time i remember noah kahan apparently lives in watertown (the mall is no longer a construction zone though, it’s fine)

braving what appears to be hell on earth (watertown, ma) to go to a new boba tea place just bc i'm craving it that much. pls wish me luck

Having a real @WhatChaosShow moment, eating chicken tenders at Hurricanes and signing up for a fubo trial I’m gonna forget to cancel

@bigbruinsenergy score update, elevators 4

@bigbruinsenergy 3???!