Maria de Guapalupe 💵

Being my own sugar daddy is exhausting and unfair

Fernando Tatís Jr really said: "Free Gaza" with this Grand Slam BOMB 💣 AAAA 🇩🇴🇩🇴

Me and my man don’t fight we both just act Latina sometimes

My man drives a McLaren helps me with my math hw so yeah #MCM

That Duolingo bird has guilt tripping down to a science

DO NOT MAKE LIFE DECISIONS BASED ON YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND. Do not stay close to home for them, do not skip opportunities for them, do not pick a university that's close for them. They not the world! Grow yourself, expand your horizons.

I might bend over, but I’m not folding for nothing

got my city on my back being held up by my shelf of an ass

Cardi B drops a hilarious message for Saudi Arabia as she gets ready to perform at the Soundstorm Festival in two days.😭🤣 "Let me tell you something, I don't like alcohol, I don't like nothing, I follow all the rules, I am a good woman"

Washed up athletes are just super seniors walking among us

ever since i was little i knew i wanted people to watch how they speak to me

Someone who is not willing to change will always revert to what’s easier

you're on thick ice young lady. frozen all the way to the bottom in fact. ngl you could get away with pretty much anything here

i only fw lovers who don’t run from vulnerability

I saved your reputation by not telling my side of the story.. stay humble.

In a world of free will I have no reason to be upset

I love when people are dumbfounded that I’m not married like bruh I know!!!!!!

I had a moment but then I remembered I’m Latina and I have nothing to complain about

I’m a girl’s girl but I’m also a bitch to a bitch, don’t get that confused.

If you think quality time is exclusive to sitting on the couch watching Netflix please get a grip

Depression cannot hit a moving target. Best quote I’ve heard all year.