Sam Norton

Check out some great comics live in action as #WhosLaughingNow shows off this week's #CentralCanada’s #ComedyCalender. Get ready for some great laughs! Can't make it to a show? Then get your comedy fix by tuning into the #SXMComedyclub ch. 168!

@USPirates I know this is silly and this dumb and this shouldn't hit me so hard but today it does. Proud Pirate

Me in 2024: Book idea "America; President's, Prosecution & Pornstars" America in 2025: *burns books* Me in 2025: "Meh" (Not phased because I'm illiterate from growing up in American public schools) America in 2026: "Defund public schools"

Today showcases to the Right the importance of gun regulation and to the Left the importance of gun training #Trump #politic

Maybe #Trump is right, our country is falling apart. I mean, when was the last time someone was *almost* shot in America?

Associated with red. Multiple diss tracks. Convicted felon. Now assassination attempt. Is Trump trying to be the next Tupac? #trump #Trump2024

Watching "Turning Point" on Netflix & getting the sense that The US won WW2 & the Cold War by becoming more and more like they enemies they defeated in both of those conflicts. The largest difference between US in 1924 & 2024 is easily its military oligarchy & govnt marriage

WW3 will be started not by Russian vs Ukraine or Israel vs Palestine by Swifties vs BeyHive #WW3 #TaylorSwift #Beyonce

Audiences love the energy and jokes that #comedian @isamcomedy gives off. Then don’t miss out as Sam heads to @YukYukslondon with Keith Pedro and Armin Arbabi. Friday Jan 5th at 8:00PM and Saturday Jan 6th at 7:30PM. yukyuks.com/?action=club.c…

Had fun with Redneck Leo Decaprio #standupcomedy #comedy #celebrity #jok

@VWRPodcast @cliftoncremo Hear me out... Bottom of Lay's Chips bag just tiny crumbles into a bowl. Then 2 splashes of sweet pickle juice... This maybe poverty talking but Savory Cereal is amazing.

Just putting my stable out for @OSWreview 200,000 subs congrats! Earthquake Dean Malenko Road Dogg Ultimo Dragon Doink (Scary)

Holy shit @iamcolinquinn is 100% correct in #SmallTalk apa.org/news/press/rel…

True Story #jokes #comedy #standupcomedy #joke #Truestory

Hey @avnawards if yall haven't thought of @CheDurena hosting then youre missing making history.

I'm blessed to be doing better. #poor #poverty #ressession #standupcomedy #joke

My wifey is full of surprises #jokes #comedy #standupcomedy #dating

They say life's to short but Life literally takes a lifetime to happen. I'm 35 and tired but my grandpa is 98. I currently have to do THIS 3 more time just to be him. And he smells like the inside of a pumpkin

🇺🇸🇨🇦🇨🇦 Just passed my Canadian citizenship test. I will be a true American Canadian this year 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇺🇲