islandpapi
160 posts
it’s 4 days into May and I’m already down $4,000 😭 I’m tired grandpa
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went for a run the other day and naturally got horny from seeing all the other shirtless men on the trail. pulled off to a side building to crank the hog 😈
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I was preparing a clients financials today and the woman makes over 200k easy, meanwhile her husband doesn’t work. he’s living my dream lmao #trophyhusband
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bitches be like “omg I saw 999 today it must be my angel number” no bitch you just looked at your credit card bill, now pay that shit off
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the adhd and insomnia combo is lethal lol I was doom scrolling for a bit then randomly got up and cleaned my entire apartment and did laundry. its 2am 🙃
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did a big boy ting and opened up a HYSA and ROTH IRA. money up all 2k26
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I miss the myspace, tumblr, and og twitter era. we had it good
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a year does change a lot. this time, last year I was up all night doin ❄️, getting wasted, and doing dumb shit. now I have a 9-5 and wake up everyday at 7am 😂 #growth
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all I wanna do is goon and stroke my hog when I’m at the office
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I ordered sushi at 12am 😭 the deep fries cali roll was bussin though
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okay sober october starts today. who the fuck said it was a good idea to take 8 tequila shots last night?
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update:
- graduated with my BAS in accounting/finance
- moved to a different state/city
- got a job offer in my field of study after applying to over 200+ jobs
- getting hotter/sexier as we speak
islandpapi@islandpapiixx
dropped outta school 5 years ago and finally going back next month. by 2025 ya boy is getting that degree. speaking it into existence ✨
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I love the fact that I turned 30 this year and people still think I’m 23-25. drink water and use sun screen ladies and gents
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excuse my slur but if you don’t keep the money you a certified retard
LOSO@EverythingLoso
$60 million hits your account today…. But the catch is everybody thinks you inherited it and nobody respects your grind or hustle now. You still keeping it?
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