Fiona McCarthy

It’s insane how many people are insecure about their appearance but not their character.

Great advice from Model Gabbriette!

@fitzfromdublin 3 days before I was born. Diabolical.

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

Having your vibrator die on you is like having sex with a man

they should invent a place where i belong

i love human connection but u guys are so evil damn

what they said

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

Psicólogos em 1980 quando você dizia pra eles que estava triste:

im embarrassing myself for the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join

On the tube

Oscar Isaac in The Criterion Closet.

how may is going to feel