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Learning magic so I can make myself disappear

@BuschBeer How about you jackasses start making enough apple that I can find some before you start fuckin off with other flavors?

It’s a first for us! Welcome to the #BuschFlavorShowdown! YOU get to help pick a new flavor! Drop a 🍑🍋 or 🍊in the comments to let us know which one you’d like to crack open!

I hate when someone says some sus shit on a podcast and the host doesn’t say “pause” cuz now I know yall are holding each others cocks the whole episode

Happy New Years to all the slim thicc lightskin women out there 🔥 yall do more for me then you could ever imagine

@RussellT33 @s_dot____ @NFL Best corner in the league didn’t help yall get more than 4 wins. Poverty franchise lmfaooo

@s_dot____ @NFL Nah just the best corner in the league doing his job

THE BROWNS DEFENSE STOPS THE STEELERS ON 4TH AND GOAL.

@ilovemeacookie @1TrophyWife1 @saras76 Dude she’s not defending anyone she is making fun of Megyn Kelly 😂😂

@1TrophyWife1 @saras76 why are you trying to defend a disgusting person like epstein??!! he was a pedophile we all know this your so weird

This just gets worse

Comically large artificial titties and a warm glass of apple cider

Wookie pussy on my mind

@70Inferno @TheImmortal007 @0hour1 FAFO! Regardless of what side of the political spectrum you’re on, it’s objectively wrong to celebrate someone’s murder, especially in front of their family, and no job or college is going to approve of that from a member of their organization.

@TheImmortal007 @0hour1 So is advocating for censorship and doxing. 99% of the people currently crying about Charlie Kirk are actively getting people fired for their opinions. Charlie Kirk would be the first to tell you he was against that.

EBT Sheniqua has been expelled from college and arrested all within hours. Imagine fucking your life up for clout. She never knew Charlie she just wanted to be hip and cool. Pure fucking idiot 🙄

Travis Kelce doing all that bitching on the sideline just to drop a touchdown catch AND tip it to the defense is pure comedy

Idiot convention on 635 west this morning and you’re all invited

Thanos must’ve been driving in Dallas when he decided the snap needed to happen

I work with intelligent individuals Is what I’d say if I got a new job

Some of yalls “therapist” is just your paid advocate for acting stupid

@r_hirschman @joerogan I’m not sure if you’ve mentioned this on your show already but this shit is crazy

Democrats, Republicans, Liberals, far left or right, white or black, male or female, rich or poor, this is what I am seeing coming out of the circulatory system during the embalming process since early 2021. In the prior 20 years I don't recall ever seeing this before. Something is causing this problem and I think we should try to figure it out, because I see it quite often now. May God help us 🙏

To the chick who had my phone number before me; your roster is expansive and I respect the hustle

Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness must have had a trust fund

@OlivingstonTV @tdgarden @celtics The 4th?

@tdgarden is rockin’ after Luke Kornet blocks a shot on one end and dunks it home on the other end. @celtics up 15 late in the 4th.

You can’t save her

@ustopheadline Pretty sure it was Mooney that scored

TOUCHDOWN #FALCONS! In a comedy of errors on defense, Trevon Diggs got injured and couldn’t figure out where to line up, allowing Drake London to run free and uncovered down the sideline for a 36-yard touchdown. The Falcons now lead 14-3 over the #Cowboys with 8:28 left in the first half. The scoring drive covered 53 yards in five plays and took just 2:50. What a play! #NFL

Key Glock hits way harder while you’re on the way to spend 9 hours in a cubicle