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She really tried… Hard to find a Lady explain things from a Man’s perspective in this manner To think she’s young again. Her head dey there💯👌

@Morris_Monye The brain is out of it, it can last more 200 years

I’m convinced that the typical lifespan of the human heart, brain, eyes, kidney and liver, eyes etc is at most 100 years That’s when most of these parts get weak and stop working Death doesn’t come because you are old. It comes because these parts no longer work as they used to. If science can renew these parts every 50 years, we would never die.

@UnkleAyo Woke up to a good read, I can say I’m highly motivated to keep persevering, suffering, and learning from what isn’t working and why it’s isn’t working (failures) Good morning and Happy Sunday UnkleAyo

@_belikebaddy 😂😂😂

My doctor asked me which country am I supporting for the World Cup before my surgery, if you see the way I shouted Egypt

Our fathers are not perfect. They lived their own lives. You have to observe them, learn from them, take the positive and discard the negative. Every man is responsible for his own life. Some people drink because they saw their father drinking. Some people don't drink because they saw their father drinking. What you make of your upbringing and environment, is entirely up to you. The next generation should be better than the former. That is the whole point of education - to know how to think.

Official!!! @_belikebaddy and his mum are on their way to Egypt for the second operation. Safe trip to them and a successful surgery. Thank you all for your kindnesses🙏🏾

Biggest one-hit wonder of our generation.

That's Uther Pendragon to me

How to get lucky in life 1. Build skills that make you useful. Luck rarely sticks to people who cannot capitalize on it. 2. Say yes to invitations that stretch you, even when they feel inconvenient or uncomfortable. 3. Show up early, follow up often, and keep your name in rooms where decisions are made. 4. Treat every interaction like it matters, because luck often arrives disguised as a person. Luck is not magic. It is simply your exposure multiplied by readiness.

don’t forget that a compass was invented before the clock because direction is more important than time.

@PeakSxnti Why must you people form victims for everything??

I don't hate this, good production but the outrage on here if Arsenal media team did this especially in a trophyless season where we finished 10th.

@Iam_Abodunde What?! That was close Nah God save you bro.

My first few weeks in school, one guy just took interest in me out of nowhere. “Bro, you seem like a smart guy.” “Bro, I like your vibe.” “Bro, we should hang out more.” At first, I won't lie, I felt special 😭 Anytime they saw me, they would call me over. If they were eating, they would offer me food. If they were sitting somewhere, they would tell me to join them. But after a while, I started noticing little things. Whenever I asked what department they were in, the conversation would somehow change. If I asked what they were doing somewhere late at night, they'd just laugh and say, “Don't worry, you'll understand later.” Sometimes they'd randomly ask weird questions like: “If somebody disrespects your guy, what would you do?” Or: “Can you keep a secret no matter what?” Nothing serious on its own, but together it just felt... off. One day, they invited me to a gathering later that evening. Nothing serious, according to them. Just a few guys chilling together. I was about to go when I mentioned it to one older student. The way his face changed ehn. He asked me for their names. I told him. He looked at me for about three seconds and said: “Guy, face your books.” That was it. No explanation. No motivational speech. Just “face your books.” I don't think I've ever cancelled plans that fast in my life. When they called that evening i switched my phone off completely 😭 Till today, I still don't know if they were actually trying to recruit me or not. But I decided that some mysteries are better left unsolved.😪

10 LIFE HACKS/ADVICES MANY OF YOU PROBABLY NEED AND SHOULD KNOW FROM EARLY ADULTHOOD: 1. Life is much better when no one knows anything about you. 2. Never force anyone to choose you. Never beg to be loved. Choose genuineness and naturalness. 3. If you don't work to build your own dream, someone will hire you and use you as a tool for achieving theirs. 4. Free yourself from the chains of society's advice. Most of them have no idea what they are doing. 5. Your are at peace with yourself when you mind your own business. 6. Life WON'T wait for you to be okay. Get up from your comfort zone and keep pushing. 7. Master your emotions. A clear and calm mind can handle any situation. 8. You need to take people for who they are, not want you want them to be. This way, you avoid disappointment and learn to live in harmony with your environment. You become happier. 9. Make sure you take care of yourself cosif anything happens to you, the world would move on. 10. Be smart enough to create your opportunities. Don't wait for them to come to you. Working to create them is a form of PRAYER which will be answered someday. Spread this if you found it helpful. Someone might need it on their journey to maturity.

@BolajiOyebode 😂🤣🤣

“Kai Havertz won Chelsea the UCL” He don score for you for UCL final now, wey your trophy? 💀😂😂

Let me enlighten you all on something you wouldn't be taught ANYWHERE. This might shock many of you who would care to read.... but read if you would. Scroll past if you won't. Your decision. Men were originally designed by the Creator to be physical protectors of women and the physical world, providers, they were built for it all. This is why they are the more rugged gender. To fulfill this, the man was wired to have more emotional, mental and physical strength while woman was the much finer, delicate and spiritual gender, so that man, in his daily bustling to physically transform this world into a heaven on earth through his nature, he would always gaze at woman and be reminded of the home where he came from, never to forget the path that leads home while he hustles. Any man who is WEAK (mentally, emotionally or physically) therefore naturally CANNOT be respected by woman, even if she wouldn't know why and even if she temporarily pretends to respect him.....cos her spirit knows and senses the truth, what should be. But woman herself, in her role, also became something else, totally oppositely different from what was originally designed, orchestrated by no other mischievous being than LUCIFER himself. All Lucifer wanted to prove to the Almighty during his assignment to enlighten man (Yes, he was the Prince of Enlightenment and this is why he was called Son of the Morning or the Morning Star, ages ago) was that He (the Almighty) was being TOO PATIENT and Merciful with these creatures (humans). In his opinion, the Almighty was supposed to let the strong humans who passed his post enlightenment test go back to paradise and let the "disgustingly" weak ones perish. He was impatient and didn't understand Divine Omniscient Love and therefore got angry with his Creator's rejection of his request. He therefore took laws into his own hands and cut off communication with the heights where he came from, with the Almighty. He stopped listening to instructions to have patience with these creatures of Creation. Naturally, with his new attitude and disconnection from his source, he became denser and sank below with each move and decision he made afterwards. Till he sank to unimaginable depths. But he still thinks he is right and the Almighty is wrong. All he wants is to prove his point and laugh at the Almighty. But Divine Omniscience? Nothing can beat it. So, as a crafty and intelligent Being he was, Lucifer used WOMAN. The more sensitive and psychic of the species. Instead of that loving and true enlightenment, he decided to make woman (who was initially totally innocent and unaware), aware of her PHYSICAL CHARM on men and how she can appropriate it towards controlling men and how she can draw his attention to her and make him do anything she wishes and have everything enjoyable on earth through him. This was never the plan. Woman tried it. It worked. She tasted the strategy and she loved it. She continued in it and man was too weak to say NO! He ate of the fruit of the tree of knowledge. THE APPLE. The deadly APPLE! This is the meaning of the allegorical story told in the Bible and this is gow the fall of man took an unprecedented speed and thickened till today. Woman and Man built on the trigger that Lucifer made and took it to depths that even Lucifer didn't expect. He was unexpectedly successful as he feels satisfied that he is making his point to God on how undeserving we are of patience and love. All he needed to do was pick woman and turn her. The rest was history. But Lucifer still doesn't understand Divine Omnipotence and Omniscience. Also, Lucifer knows his fate and his judgment but he has sworn that he is not going down alone. I would have gone into the consequences of everything and how it all ends but this would deviate far from the context in which i am responding to.

What a coach

@UnkleAyo Please don’t link Chelsea to APC rats Abeg God no go shame us 🙏🏽

This is also why I don't support any English football teams, but I don't hate them equally. Chelsea fans are thugs, I couldn't care less about them - I see them, I see APC erats. Liverpool? It depends on my mood. But you see Assnal and ManU slander - wake me up.

And that one is Chelsea. It’s so annoying

@ChelseaFC LmaOOOO

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

If Madueke score ehn Chelsea fans don die 😭