Isuzu Pleshette ™

@AFoolAmI @krassenstein @theliamnissan Raised on Barbara Cartland and Georgette Heyer trashy romance novels in the 60s. And Cosmopolitan magazine. I remember The Donald from way back then. He’s always been a cad. Women like me didn’t need to do surgery or Botox to please a shitheel the likes of him😭💥💋

Hop on muchachos and muchachas #smokefleet is coming to knock down some d1ckbag nazis.

“You just created a million Liam Nissans” @theliamnissan

@JohnnyJeepsmoke @CXXIGracchus Golden Arches do your job🍟

God of Cholesterol, please do your job

Ford Probe Sporty and smart looking, like me #smokefleet #smokefléét #smokeflèèt #NAFO

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#NewProfilePic #smokefl33t #smokefléét

@isuzu_pleshette @theliamnissan Buy it in paperback. You can fan yourself if the temperature starts to rise!

@theliamnissan We are all Liam. None of us are Liam. This is the way.

Remember everyone, you have permission to cut and paste my tweets as your own. If you see something funny, it's yours. Show them this tweet if anybody complains. #smokefleet

@isuzu_pleshette @PJHarleyD Obscure knowledge is my favorite. ❤️

#smokefléét #smokefl33t #smokefleet

Nice work #smokefleet, toke up if you got one

🎶Spiral out, keep going🎶 #smokefleet trending five days in a row

@DjJazzyJey @rowowom My eyes are a little bleary. It looks like a raccoon. Beware. WTFjr might cut off its Johnson🦝🔪😱

This dog (?) was running around the park. Pretty sure it was dumped. He has severe anal leakage. Anybody want him? #smokefléét #smokefl33t #smokefleet

@janisjalopy @PJHarleyD Obscure things one knows. When Janis was at UT Austin there was a dog named Logical Positivism on campus. Random things that come up on a Tuesday afternoon near Austin.

🔥 @PJHarleyD #smokefléét

John Fetterman is a disgrace. Five strokes later and he's a goddamn FoxNews talking head. Don't fall for his bullshit any longer.

This is how they supress us. We do not forgive. We do not forget. #smokefleet #Anonymous #YourMoms

@theliamnissan @SarkastikDespe2 @ksorbs Reminds me of an 80s joke. Maiden frolicks in field 🌻🌻🌻 God ravages said maiden💥 Maiden delights then swoons… but wait wait. I don’t even know your name. God roars ‘I’m Thor’. Maiden purrs ‘Tho am I… but leth do it again thumbtime’

@ksorbs You believe that because you never went to college, Dollar Store Thor

School is the destruction of the family.