thankyouverymuch

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@BriantheSeaLion You didn't even get the title correct, Wilson Phillips: Still Holdin' On to Carbs.

@BriantheSeaLion I do miss the part of Carnie's personality that was accidentally removed during her first gastric bypass. sad emoticon

@BriantheSeaLion and I hope your new DM doesn't cry himself to sleep like another DM I may or may not know.

I don't expect everything to be handed to me... Just set it down wherever...

I'm right on track to be Rebel Wilson's body double in 2013.

I've come to the conclusion that my spirit animal is road kill.

Petition to classify the Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group/ revoke their tax exempt status petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/revok…

Petition to classify the evil Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/defin…

Contact info for Westboro Baptist Church members, courtesy of the great group Anonymous: #Uxqr8wrq3ljskOY76+ubZQvSmcEtYCbIfZBqWpaGcMI=" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">anonpaste.me/anonpaste2/ind…

Here's a list of who the NRA owns in Congress: bit.ly/VFF1x8 Lets get started folks

@BriantheSeaLion suri. I was trying to block you and reply at the same time.

@BriantheSeaLion Some of your drinks looks like a crime scene.

I think this mouse is doping. She is trying to hide her #penis but flaunting her medal. So vain...

Taylor Swift best get some wet wipes and a Plan B prescription for XMAS. Is she using celebrity #grindr?

I hope Santa gets me SARS for Christmas. I can't wait to blow my nose! #creepyheadtissuecover

Whooooo is a trampy owl? #roofies

I need to reevaluate my life choices. Every coat I own has dog treats in the pockets. When did I become a lesbian?

Funny! RT @gabrielleashton: “@RecruitingAlex: This is a pretty good one if you like your @Starbucks parodies! su.pr/2Q7QoU

Really???