christopher🇵🇸

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christopher🇵🇸

@itgnawsonme

oh, merciless teacher spread your harshest wounds across the soil of my figure find root in my skin and nerves and veins🕳️

32/nj/they/them Katılım Mayıs 2023
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTD·
WOOOOOAH.
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTD·
LOVE TRIANGLE 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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mel@mottsable·
Remembered I could get my master gardener certificate and shits full til 2028 I should just give up on everything
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speedy@tweet_deleter·
crazy beeping sounds coming from the stairwell, hopefully that's not the carbon monoxide detector cus im not getting up!!
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christopher🇵🇸@itgnawsonme·
i love not understanding bread or proteins or gluten
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christopher🇵🇸@itgnawsonme·
@winterangeIic oh im sorry. people on the internet dont seem to understand how these things work so i made a slightly sarcastic tweet about it
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christopher🇵🇸@itgnawsonme·
made someone squirt once and i got really scared so i just left
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christopher🇵🇸@itgnawsonme·
im sorry i didnt know what to do and i was nervous
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Aspec-xua@goatmonty·
no technique was involved in the cutting of my hair with collar store scissors
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