Ian Thompson

I'm not crying, you're crying. 🥹 Well done, Mark Cavendish 👏 #TDF2024

I'm about to go submarine. Under the rules, TV journalists aren't permitted to say anything material about politics on election day. So this is my last chance to offer a few reflections as the most maddening and absurd election battle of my life draws to a close. Here, in no particular order of importance, is a list of just a few of the events I never expected to see in an election period but did. 1) Revelations that Tory candidates and officials bet on the date of the election, rather than concentrate on winning the election, and that a Labour candidate bet he'd lose 2) A PM turning his back on free publicity that campaign money can't buy, through his early departure from a D-Day gathering of world leaders that was held to celebrate our brave war veterans 3) A wannabe Tory leader, Suella Braverman, saying that Rishi Sunak's attacks on racist remarks by Reform leaders and candidates have less force because the Tory party kept millions of pounds from a donor who made racist remarks 4) A Tory leader seemingly conceding defeat weeks before polling day by saying that the vote is all about making sure Labour wins only a normal majority, not what Sunak calls a "super" one 5) A prime minister drowning in the pouring rain when announcing the dissolution of parliament, for want of an umbrella And here are the big issues that would have been discussed in a healthy functioning democracy but were downplayed or ignored by Labour and Conservatives 1) how to manage the risks and rewards of the most far-reaching industrial revolution of modern times, the generative AI industrial revolution - that will require radical changes to our schools, welfare system, healthcare, employment, media rules and taxation 2) what kind of military and defence capability is necessary to protect ourselves from the military threats of Putin, China and the wider cyber threats of other bad actors 3) how to avoid deep cuts in public services after 2025, that are baked into spending plans underwritten by the Tories and Labour, at a time when prisons are overflowing, waiting lists for NHS treatment are still rising, teachers remain demoralised 4) whether it's sensible to commit to freezing all rates of direct personal and business taxation, when rates for those on average incomes are lower than they've been since 1975 and when public services are crying out for investment 5) how to end the strikes in the health service once and for all I could go on, and on, and on. It was in keeping with the systemic displacement activity of the campaigns that the final argument just before polling day has been about whether Keir Starmer should be allowed to have Friday nights with his kids if he becomes prime minister. In what universe do Rishi Sunak and the Tories believe that voters who are thinking of voting Labour, Reform, LibDem or anything but for him will be swayed by Starmer saying he wants to preserve space to be a dad? Anyway here is the nutshell of the two parties' arguments, if we can dignify them in that way. Tories: "Labour will put up your taxes and we'll cut them. Don't ask us how we'll fund public services, or our confidence levels in our plans to cut immigration." Labour: "We won't put up taxes and we'll encourage investment by promoting economic stability and dismantling planning restrictions. Don't ask us how we'll fund public services, or our confidence levels in our plans to cut immigration." Does any of what we've witnessed matter? I suspect not. The die for tomorrow's vote was probably cast long before Sunak announced 4 July would be the day. My thesis, which I will discuss with you after the votes have been counted, is that if history is made in this election - and that looks likely - the big causes go back to 2015, and there have been a series of sub-causes and triggers in the past few years. I'll explain more in coming days, as a special treat

@lumieredurham disappointed that I can’t get tickets due to systems problems.

Brilliant interval performance #Eurovision2023

Calling Sweden: taupe is not a Eurovision colour #Eurovision2023

Go Croatia! This is what Eurovision is all about (mostly bonkers and a bit of good nature) I hope they get to the final - and don’t win #Eurovision2023

@BBCYork No comment from Labour on how to balance disable car access with the need to secure the city centre from terrorist attacks using a car or van. Will they really ignore expert security advice?

Local elections 2023: Will York's 'blue badge ban' help Labour turn city red? bbc.in/41NmPeb

I’ve loved been on Twitter and part of a virtual community of people who interest and inspire me. But Twitter has changed for the worse and it’s time to say goodbye 😢

The pockets of both countries where life expectancy has been falling are overwhelmingly white [working class], and the most diverse parts have seen the biggest increases. Contrast diverse (and hardly affluent) inner-city London Newham with Middlesbrough, Boston, Lincoln.

The result is that the US is the only developed country where even if you strip out all Covid deaths, life expectancy still dropped by a year since 2019

Bing, write the first chapter of Genesis as a corporate memo.

💜Prince 2004. 🎶'Cream'

@labouryork I’d rather have a local station in a good enough location than another 20 years of delay. I’d also prefer it to look it like one on a heritage railway, but I’ll take Network Rail’s utilitarian design

Cllr Melly: "The Liberal Democrat/Green administration are rushing on with Haxby Station in the wrong location, so they can get it done quickly rather than done well.” yorkpress.co.uk/news/23346086.…

Here's a summary of Wayne Shorter & Herbie Hancock's "Open Letter to the Next Generation of Artists." But the whole letter is essential reading. tinyurl.com/2p8ah45x Of course, this applies to a lot more than just jazz.

“50 Years Later, We’re Still Living in the Xerox Alto’s World.” spectrum.ieee.org/xerox-alto

Remember that NHS contact tracing app? Turns out it did work after all open.substack.com/pub/rorycellan…

We want to see transport transformed - If you want to a healthier, happier #York join our campaign for more safe #RoomToRide and a better long term transport plan! Online copy and list of stockists of FREE printed copies: buff.ly/3wPVI46 #ActiveTravel

A guy walks into a bar... his limbo contest was over #cgf

It’s extraordinary and unprecedented that @nadhimzahawi negotiated his multimillion pound tax settlement with @HMRCgovuk while Chancellor of the Exchequer. See attached. I am staggered this was thought appropriate by either the cabinet secretary or Treasury…

Here's why more than 90% of @neunion teachers voted to strike, and why there are such desperate shortages of teachers in important subjects. At the end of the Labour government in 2008/9, teachers were paid 1.67 times the national average salary. Today they are paid 1.41 times...