Daphne Soup 🥣
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Daphne Soup 🥣
@itismedaphne
if you’re reading this you should kiss me
She/Her Katılım Ocak 2017
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This dermatologist I found on tik tok literally looks like he could be Luigi’s brother omg… like okayyy Mario
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Last night when I was getting ready to go out I was curling my lashes and the little mirror I was using started to fall and I instinctively went to catch it with the hand I was curling my lashes with and I ripped out like 20 of my lashes 😭😭
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2026 Predications Poll: what do you THINK will happen to #that man this year?
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QUICK I just made a last minute decision to go to the club tonight ‼️ can I use nair on my butthole ⁉️⁉️
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@MikeK_LA @JohnnyCallicutt Don’t EVER disrespect the sanctity of Nancy comics with your AI bullshit ever again
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 31,1952
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PDX on 🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️
Preston@metapreston
You can try, but you will never find a more beautiful airport
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John Mulaney and Fred Armisen are doing a show here tomorrow which would be cool to see if I didn’t fucking hate both of them with a passion
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Watching the sun rise and watching it set. What a divine experience. Watching a day begin and making it through to watch it end. What an honor.
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Me but instead of being stabbed it’s drowning
lorenzo@vincegallodaily
I have this feeling that someone is gonna stab me one day
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I never went back because it was genuinely a terrible experience overall but the haircut was pretty
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Unfortunately one of the best haircuts I ever got was by a woman with ice cold hands that reeked like cigarette smoke and who accidentally cut herself mid haircut with the scissors and lowkey just kept going 😭
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Haven’t updated this app in 4 years so I don’t even see the weird DM codes things I see people talk about… like when are y’all gonna STOP UPDATING YOUR APPS ?? They only get worse now 😭
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