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things that scare me: employment unemployment getting married never getting married having kids never having kids falling in love never falling in love again

the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.

Boss came into my office and caught me on Indeed x.com/35BRlDGE/statu…

when the fit doesn’t eat, but it’s clear i do

When he’s going in on u but he’s lowkey speaking facts

and remember ladies, if he’s skipping leg day, his opinion is irrelevant

i need to drink with her

Why does it take vegas drivers 3 business days to realize the light turned green

little sisters just be thinking you so rich

all men are liars just pick the tall one and move on

“Tell me how to pose” 😂😂😂

Me doing everything alone because I don't like asking for help

hot girl saturday