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its.Courtney

@itsCourtney91

Musician, Make Up Artist, Plant Lady and Ceramicist, but I mainly tweet subway commentary.

Katılım Şubat 2021
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its.Courtney
its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
Wait help. Spotify is suddenly stopping play when my Lock Screen turns on. Is this a setting I switched to by accident?
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
@molls Oh yea I’m with yah, they definitely count on people forgetting about their membership and it’s not worth the money. Just wasn’t sure if you knew that from your original tweet.
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molls 𓆉@molls·
I bought like 5 pairs of cotton underwear on SavageXFenty in early November 2021 bc I had an online coupon. I just found out that since then, they’ve been charging me $50 a month. I didn’t sign up for a service and I’ve recieved nothing. Anyone else??
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
Family of French tourists on the B60. Thought maybe this rent bubble would pop but I guess not.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
@ask_aubry He’s quite possibly gay, or just a selfish lover, who has been taught to make excuses for everything by diminishing other people/ women. It’s sad that that probably comes from self hate, but I guarantee no bleaching or surgery is gonna make him treat her any better.
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the elder emo
the elder emo@theelderemox·
can bands stop pretending like they’re done with their set just to come on for an “encore”? Bro we know you’re not done you didn’t play that one song
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KANDY MUSE
KANDY MUSE@TheKandyMuse·
anyone wanna guess the color of my finale dress?👀 the people that get it right get a secret follow shhhh
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
@anarchosuccubus Not me trying to explain to everyone I know the “it’s bad for your car” comments on cat videos.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
No greater relief than when you have to poop in public and it already smells like poop.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
@ask_aubry Also he wasn’t that uncomfortable if he felt he had to bring it up. When I see something odd in someone’s private space I shut the fuck up.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
Watching professional women’s bowling and explaining to my boyfriend how much pottery I think they’ve each done.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
For the sake of an argument about aging I set a reminder to check on my wrinkles in 2025. I know I’m gonna hate myself for that but I have to make my point.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
I keep somehow going down the rabbit hole of Facebook reels. Idk how I even get there until I go to share it and messenger pops up. So embarassing.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
@whatebonidew Woof. Don’t agree with this take. You think at some point sex work, or in her case, probably intentionally promoting an image eliminates her autonomy or right to expect consent?
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
I’m pretty sure upstate New York is just the south but liberal.
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its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
This guy at the bar is bragging about how much child support he pays…
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its.Courtney
its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
I fell asleep listening to a science podcast and then dreamt I was at a party and I just kept going from room to room so mad that everyone wouldn’t stop talking about science.
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its.Courtney
its.Courtney@itsCourtney91·
@heartsdesire456 @ask_aubry I think the frustrating thing is saying he would leave with her, and then she’s expected to wait longer than she’s comfortable
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Chels ⁷✘⛸️💜🏳️‍🌈
Chels ⁷✘⛸️💜🏳️‍🌈@heartsdesire456·
@ask_aubry Idk I guess unpopular opinion, but why not go home by herself? Why make him leave too? It's not like he's going to make her better, she's gonna barf either way. I sure as hell don't want anybody around when I'm puking so I would be relieved he wasn't there, honestly.
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry·
Why can't she just hold back her morning sickness... 😒
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