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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼

🌼Daisy/Dani🌼

@itsDaniDarling

@magnumwrestling, Food, and Dirty Books

Ya Mutha Katılım Nisan 2009
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
Look, I can’t even put on a hoodie without the back getting all twisted and caught up in the sleeve so I don’t know what you’re expecting of me
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ValPancakes 🥞@ValPancakes·
Be cool if you posted a picture we have together. You know, as a little birthday treat. 🥺🥺
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MAGNUM WRESTLING@MAGNUMWRESTLING·
WooWee! Did our graphic designer smash it with this one! If we weren’t already excited for Magnum Wrestling Presents: Full Tilt, we are now! Get those tickets now and join us at the German American Society on May 23rd for FULL TILT! magnumwrestling.simpletix.com
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
Happiest birthday to the one, the bestie that’s better than all the resties, mine. @ValPancakes we have been through EVERYTHING together. These photos only cover a snippet of the last 20+ years. The highest highs and the lowest lows. Always together. Ps- we’re the same age now.
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
I can’t even eat a salad without wearing half of it so I’m not sure who thought giving me adult responsibilities was a good idea.
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
“What is that? It smells spicy!” Me, an intellectual: “It’s garlic.” I didn’t think we could get whiter than me, folks. I truly didn’t.
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
Hi. Yes, hi. For today’a “Going Out for Breakfast tip” when I ask you “sourdough or whole grain?” responding “Toast” is about as helpful as telling me the color of your underwear. K? Thanks!
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
Hi. My name is Dani and I’ve run a bistro/coffee shop for 11 years and the one thing that is gonna make me lose it is someone saying they want a BLACK coffee with room for milk. See, the second you add milk… that’s not how… nevermind. I’m gonna go scream in the walk-in.
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MAGNUM WRESTLING@MAGNUMWRESTLING·
The countdown is on! In one month, we return to the German American Society for Season Premier! Match announcements and official show poster are on the way, but tickets are already moving! Don’t miss out on your chance and get yours now! magnumwrestling.simpletix.com
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
Nothing is as heartbreaking as leaving work early, thinking I’ll come home to a peaceful silence, to find my inconsiderate bitch of a neighbor already rocking the bass. Looks like it’s gonna be a headphones weekend
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
It’s already 67 degrees outside and my server just busted out a space heater. She’s either a lizard or a homicidal maniac. I can’t tell. Here’s to getting heatstroke in April.
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🌼Daisy/Dani🌼@itsDaniDarling·
@D_Peppercricket I wouldn’t be shocked. I’ve often wondered if I was about to end up the victim on Snapped when she gets going
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