David Blaze

@gwskays Happy Birthday! 🥳

Do it like it’s my birthdayyyyy #25

Waking up and realizing I have to go to work AGAIN

@RializeRialiez 🧃🧃🧃🧃

@itsDavidBlaze You’re so real

Apple Juice is better than orange juice and if you disagree your tastebuds are broken.

Not hiring someone because they’re overqualified is the dumbest thing I can imagine happening at a job. So you won’t hire them because they might be TOO good?

“Worst thing she can say is no” Nah she could say no and explain her reasoning in deep detail

One sad realization in adulthood is realizing that your job will almost never close for bad weather like schools used to

Never discount the meaning and worth of letting someone know they are genuinely heard, and that they are of value.

It’s always “If you can’t afford to tip, then you shouldn’t go out to eat.” and never “if you can’t afford to pay employees, you shouldn’t run a business”

The clocks moved up one hour and all of a sudden it doesn’t get dark until 9:30 PM

I hope you have a great day today, in spite of everything convincing you not to.

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” Well I would.

Raise your hand if this dog makes you look pathetic Source: IG noelthebipawdshorkie

“Don’t ever ask me for NOTHING”

Because ain’t nobody got time for this! Source: IG meryem8serhat

Barney ain’t got no more love to give

White people won this round, but we will be back 😭

Yes, they hit the garbage can very hard when I threw them away. Thankful I never saw them again

I felt this one through the screen

She put gorilla glue in her cheating husband‘s lube