JJ

Stop giving me directions when I'm balls deep in the fridge

Polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

Got my ankle socks on, free ballin, and wearing short sweatpants. Does NOT get much better than that!

50% Business Decision 40% Power Move 10% Arrogance 100% Gets the Ladies

Coach can count on me to be at the selection show tomorrow, but my underwear will not be in attendance #letembreathe

Which leg you lift up when you fart says a lot about a guy

Coke just lead Clemson to a National Championship win. Never a doubt. #fuckistheysayin

These pictures were recently found on @therealjfox40 farmer's only account.

Brewers are 2-0 in games where I was free-balling

Good luck on finals everyone, you'll fuckin need it! #NotMe #IDontNeedIt

Really missing my junior prom right now 😋😍💅 #highschoolcrush

I'm a wizard with the plunger. I have successfully executed abortions with it before.

I'm gonna be beating my pud tomorrow in physics

@TarekOellerich Atta boy Rick! Keep it up!!

Patriots going to the Super Bowl again?! That really chaps my ass!!

Watching the Grinch, eatin a Lunchable. Good stuff.

Anyone want some cottage shneeze????

Get outta my ass @colin_kramper