kihuli

Next year is going to be olkalau but countrywide… sad scenes indeed

@XavierYama @Gitz__ Confirm your details, usiongee tu fwaa

@Gitz__ Lakini si tukuwe serious as a Nation. Juzi juu tuliona saba saba inaapproach mkapush story za uwongo kuhus doo za sacco. Sai mmeona haishiki ndio hii mmeanza ingine ya IEBC. Tukuwe serious jamani

Fungeni Laptops ! IEBC wamedelete our voter details from their database ndo tusipige kura.

399 days left to August 10, 2027.

@MahatmaThuku Adams

@itsKihuli Ngong road wapi mkuu?

Cheated on my usual whisker and spirit kinyozi today with a new 300ksh barber in town. You guys didnt tell me there there is a free after shave massage and why was the massuese just massaging my chest and playing with my nipples? Treat this question as urgent

401 days left to August 10, 2027.

402 days left to August 10, 2027.

@Kimuzi_ Akiii....she really needs us😌 We really need to voice for her release! Anyone can be next. Tusinyamaze!! #FreeHalima #FreeHalima #FreeHalima #FreeHalima #FreeHalima #FreeHalima #FreeHalima

Hii story ya Halima Ngache mbona mumenyamaza bana? She needs us. Hana mtu at all. Free Halima.

@polo_kimanii The game is rigged 💔

The girl you dumped because of cheating will now get another jamaa who was dumped because of cheating and tell him that its you who cheated. Then you will find another girl who was dumped because she cheated and she will tell you her ex cheated. Akuna kitu tunafanya apa aki

@Kimuzi_ This came up yesterday as we had a talk with our 3big Boys tuliweka kwa to_do list

Lynn Ngugi is actualizing Ile dream yangu ya kuishi together kama like minded individuals. Like taking 500 acres, dividing among 100-300 people, creating your own community and living together away from the noise. Huo latest episode ya Leo iko na hii.

@AlionyaRoseline Wacha niblock hii meffi ya kunguni

Had we not gone to the streets in 2025, Boniface Kariuki would not have died. He would have continued selling his mask or handkerchief or sweets for the day in CBD. Young people have died and sadly your lives have moved on. You only remember and mention their names for likes, views and optics. Those who died have paid the ultimate price for the current political class establishment. IMETOSHA🙏 Don't die for them to earn.

@Onyansi_1 @evenmaina @weehmzeee Are you referring to egocentric trump and p3dophile?

@evenmaina @weehmzeee Being a president doesn’t take way the humanly feeling from him. I thinks he’s done what’s supposed to be done. Trump does this all the time

Never thought I would live to see a whole president crushing out on twitter typing like a highschool teenager. Nikama dawa imepenya hadi kwa haga buana.

@therealantoh Check your notes the road was mapped and planned back 2006 during the kibaki regime Wet your pants now, juu uko in the middle of your biggot dreams meffi

Yaani Uhuru alimaliza a whole 10 years bila kuona hapa inahitaji kitu kama hii jameni? President Ruto has won my respect.

@Casandrafaith25 @Oiarjunrathore @anericod Ni mbayaa🤣

@Oiarjunrathore @anericod 😅😅

Because humanity would try to put their d!ck in it. And if they did, they wouldn't be breathing anymore.

@georgediano Mbona unaguza zimmerman tulikukosea wapii?

Harambee stars shouldn't set any standards especially with the fact that they don't even add any value to our country. In fact, they should be spending the night in lodgings. Imagine refusing to sleep here eti ni substandard yet some of those players live in Mathere & Zimmerman.