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Henry Mzera

@itsRAMZE

Nonconformist. To whom much is given, much will be required. Standup comedy writer and performer.

Kenya Katılım Nisan 2011
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Henry Mzera
Henry Mzera@itsRAMZE·
Order Purified Marere Springs water and enjoy the benefits of spring water delivered free to your home in Mombasa, Diani, Ukunda & Kwale. vodaaqua.page.link/AaTt Use this link to download app and get reward points @Vodaapp
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Okiya Omtatah Okoiti
Okiya Omtatah Okoiti@OkiyaOmtatah·
This is a monument to policy failure. The people of Nandi will not leave their farms to become hermits in tenth-floor bedsitters. The serenity of Nandi, the land of champions cannot be traded for concrete caves that nobody wants to inhabit. The State Department for Housing boasts a 96.3% budget absorption rate. But what has been absorbed? Public money into empty walls. Meanwhile, the government has mobilized over KSh 518 billion for this programme, collected over KSh 110 billion in housing levies from hardworking Kenyans, and allocated another KSh 50.6 billion for the coming fiscal year. THE REAL CRISIS: OUR SCHOOLS ARE CRUMBLING. While billions sit idle in unoccupied apartments, Kenya's 24,566 public primary schools across 47 counties are falling apart. The government's own data reveals a KSh 117 billion funding shortfall for education over the past four years. Primary schools alone face a KSh 14 billion deficit. Children are learning under trees. Classrooms built for 40 pupils now hold 100. The Competency-Based Curriculum requires laboratories, libraries, and adequate spaces , yet a majority of schools lack even basic mathematics materials and proper sanitation. Education Cabinet Secretary Julius Ogamba admitted before Parliament that "as a country we do not know how much it costs to educate a child." This is not governance. This is abdication. THE NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. If the government redirected the KSh 518 billion already mobilized for housing, plus ongoing levy collections, toward school infrastructure at the current standard NG-CDF construction rate of KSh 70 million per two-story school building, we could immediately upgrade over 9,600 schools; nearly 40% of all public primary schools in Kenya. Within three years, EVERY single public primary school in Kenya could have proper classrooms, offices, sanitation, and learning materials. We call upon the National Assembly, the Executive, and every Kenyan of conscience to reject the politics of concrete and embrace the politics of human capital. Let us PRIORITIZE to build schools. For the record you don’t need the Housing Levy tax to achieve this. The budget has a lot of misplaced priorities that can be realigned, leakages and theft stopped and we make this happen. Let us educate a generation, not warehouse them in empty promises.
Yator Boss☚@Bossyator

Affordable Housing Project units built in Emgwen in Nandi County remain 99% unoccupied exactly 4months after its completion. Just one unit is occupied by Sabastian Sawe who was awarded after jetting back to the country for breaking marathon's world record. This Boma Yangu Estate in Kapsabet Town, features 220 modern housing units across nine blocks, including 60 studio units, 20 one-bedroom units, 120 two-bedroom units, and 20 three-bedroom units. The project seems to be a white elephant already because tell me, who will live in these concrete caves except maybe migrant workers? 2. How can one leave the serenity of Nandi land and go live like a hermit in a bedsitter on tenth floor?

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Carl Anka@Ankaman616·
Manchester United are playing in a Saturday 3pm kick off this weekend.
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Mbabz@Kalasinga_·
Ruto is a terrible President but an extremely ruthless and effective politician. I always give him credit for that, notwithstanding his methods. With government machinery, he is more lethal as a politician. At some point, it will be either the opposition joins forces or some people from the opposition join Ruto. Even if they do not join forces now, they will be forced to join when we have a runoff (because I don't think Ruto will garner the 50%+1 even if we have 10 other candidates). At the point of a runoff, it will probably be too late for the opposition to unite. Some will be too tired to continue with campaigns, some will be paid by Ruto to keep quiet and go on holiday and therefore indirectly join him. The opposition must therefore unite before the elections. This is the reality.
Shakira Wanjira Naliaka Wafula@fit_ermined

The point of winning is to remove Ruto? Please explain to me how just removing him solves our problems.

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Shams Charania@ShamsCharania·
Minnesota's Anthony Edwards is expected to play in Game 1 against the San Antonio Spurs, barring any setback pregame, per ESPN sources. Just 9 days removed from his left knee injury, and after the team had expected him to return midseries, Edwards has received medical clearance and will get final sign-off after his pregame routine.
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NBA@NBA·
🏆 PLAYOFF BRACKET 🏆 ▪️ @DetroitPistons win Game 7, advance to ECSF for the first time since 2008 ▪️ @cavs win Game 7, advance to ECSF for the third straight season The NBA Playoffs presented by @Google continue Monday with two Conference Semifinal games on NBC, Peacock, and NBCSN.
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BBC Sport@BBCSport·
Sir Alex Ferguson was taken to hospital after falling unwell at Old Trafford shortly before Manchester United's match against Liverpool. Sources stressed it was a precautionary move and not an emergency situation as Ferguson was taken from the stadium in an ambulance. Club officials are optimistic Ferguson will soon be fit enough to return home.
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NBA@NBA·
THE BEST TWO WORDS IN SPORTS: GAME 7 Tonight, Tyrese Maxey, Joel Embiid and the Sixers will look to become the 14th team to win a series after trailing 3-1… while Jaylen Brown, Jayson Tatum and the Celtics will look to advance to the East Semis for the 9th time in 10 seasons! 🍿 SIXERS/CELTICS GAME 7 ⏰ 7:30pm/et, NBC/Peacock
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Henry Mzera@itsRAMZE·
@mqhlay She's a clueless Ruto mole dispatched to infiltrate opposition
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Muganda Clay@mqhlay·
The former next Nairobi Woman Rep Millicent Omanga removed from Kenya Shipyards Limited Board of Directors -- she says she didn't even know she was a member of that board. 😂
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DRUSKI@druski·
I WILL BE HOSTING THE 2026 BET AWARDS 🔥
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Okiya Omtatah Okoiti
Okiya Omtatah Okoiti@OkiyaOmtatah·
They've engineered the silence because they fear you more than they fear any judge. An informed public is their worst nightmare. So read the filings. Track the hearings. Ask the hard questions. The @IMFAfrica @KeTreasury, @NAssemblyKE, and every pen that signed these loans must answer. Some politicians waiting in the wings will not speak because they hope to inherit the same broken system. To those seeking office: this is a test of principle. You cannot inherit a system you refuse to question. We don't need their headlines to know our rights. The Constitution didn't give us a voice to whisper. The front page isn't theirs to give. It's ours to demand. Stay loud. Stay informed. The law is on our side #OdiousDebtKenya #PeoplePower #DeniBandia
Binti Swahiliya #ForLiberty@bintiswahiliya

It’s actually crazy that Okiya’s odious debt case is not major headline news. Should be on the front page!!!

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JILL 😊
JILL 😊@JILLKUI·
Continuous voter registration is still ongoing. You can always go and register at the IEBC office near you on weekdays during working hours.
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At🍹s🦩@atieno_21·
I have been doing a voluntary internship at a research institute for 8 months now, and today, I have made a conscious decision to quit . During that time I have mastered my Power BI skills, Advanced Excel, SQL, and Python for DA and also Data collection I'm looking for data jobs.
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Carl Anka
Carl Anka@Ankaman616·
(Gift link above. Article is free to read. Talk of the Devils will record this morning and be in your feeds for the commute home this evening.)
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Carl Anka@Ankaman616·
Manchester United wheeled out all their Greatest Hits from 2025-26 to defeat Brentford last night. They won't be able to repeat these methods next season, if only because Casemiro is leaving but a 2-1 win takes them to the verge of UCL qualification. nytimes.com/athletic/72163…
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Shams Charania
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania·
76ers star Joel Embiid will return tonight in Game 4 against the Celtics over two weeks after surgery for appendicitis.
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