Randy

Just gotta ride it out sometimes.

found a nice gap in the trees where the fireflies like to hang out

@juliancd38 Nothing makes me miss the east coast more. I should’ve spent far more nights out enjoying fireflies. Beautiful shot.

@Prairie_Parti @Breaking911 What a pussy.

@Breaking911 There is a 0% chance I'm letting a raccoon within 20 feet of me. They're murderous disease carrying vermin

Two good Samaritans on paddleboards rescued a stranded raccoon from raging floodwaters in Austin, Texas.

Subaru summer. Grilling the fuck out of everything.

Probably going to dye the dystopia shirt green or maybe orange. Baroness shirt came out fucking sick. I’ll probably keep it long sleeve. Dystopia I cut the arms off & will re attach them with in the winter. Fucking love making shit.

@FernBallew Modern day archeology. We’re out there uncovering secrets 🕵️

“Dad, why are you taking a picture of that?” Me: “Research.”

@hansumsquidward That band sucks and the singer is a pedophile.

my hot take is that red hot chili peppers are a good band and the slander they receive should be directed towards like smashing pumpkins or whatever 90s alt rock bands are in again for some reason

@Fredscottwn3 Donkey dust

What drug relaxes you like marijuana but stronger

@yesCashPlay @sinusitiis You know what else is hot? Hell and I hope you end up there really soon ☺️

@sinusitiis Yess s😛😏 it’s so hot

am i just supposed to be ok with men grabbing me when i go on walks now or like ..? wtf

Pregaming hell by living in SoCal 🥵

Worth burning the absolute fuck out of my feet for.

@buckthebigguy77 @CODENAMEJOHNPNS This really isn’t the insult you think it is. Also there’s nothing you could say that’d make me want to look at your stupid ass profile so get off my dick.

@itsRandull @CODENAMEJOHNPNS This nigga 40 years old still playing with skateboards ✌️😭

Youre going to hell for this btw,i couldnt imagine trying to sabotage your own sisters life for clout and youre own resentment for being fat and ugly

@theemptycrowd Report for harassment. 🥺

Worst ad I've ever had. Fuck you Instagram 😂

@buckthebigguy77 @CODENAMEJOHNPNS God also says that it’s only them that can judge who goes to heaven/hell. So shut the fuck up.

@CODENAMEJOHNPNS God loves tobacco smokers not pot smokers,sorry i dont make the rules

@BritonRoss @CensoredHumans Shut your dorky ass up Ross.

@CensoredHumans He’s not a legend. He’s a self entitled little turd who demands everyone listen to him. Jews are just like everyone, and, they also have their mentally ill, like this young man.

‘My grandmother told me about the Holocaust and about never again. This isn’t never again’ A legend A Jewish activist protest at Rutgers University after they invited an Israeli soldier.

@SirYacht_ Sir this is the Wawa gobbler and you’ll put some respect on its name.

Delaware is home to The Bobbie, which is basically Thanksgiving on a sub Includes hand-pulled turkey, cranberry sauce, homemade stuffing, and mayo. Created by Capriotti's

@myloversprayer Even worse in the summer. Hope it’s a super easy fix for you.

@str8upw4ck Hotter honestly.

if i laundered money and robbed large corporations would you still think im hot

I’m the dumbest bitch alive. Didn’t want sand in my shoes at the river. Walked back to the car when it was 104 degrees. Burnt the fuck pit of my feet.

@DrPepperVixen This short circuited my stupid ass lil brain 🥵

why don’t they make men who call you a whore while fucking you anymore where did they all go