Jess

Despite all my rage I am still just a possum in a bird house.

Helllooooooo @Delta. Please make sure who is ever managing you social media understands the very basics of Middle Eastern geography such as the fact that Palestine is a recognised sovereign state and the flag for Palestine🇵🇸 represents such and is not a terrorist symbol 🙄

Hahahahaha x launched adverts. Fuck off.

@SenSanders IT'S CALLED A #CEASEFIRE - DEMAND IT. Coward.

The humanitarian situation in Gaza is dire, and getting worse by the minute. Israel must obey international law and allow innocent men, women, and children the food, water, medical supplies, and fuel that is desperately needed. NOW.

I don’t know why anyone would drive a Chevy Malibu on purpose.

@uncle_quincy They forgot to book Datsik.

It seems like I’ve reached that point in my life where everyone I know either goes insane or joins an MLM.

Hey @AskAmex @AmericanExpress, when are you going to fix the personal savings UI?

It's fun turning on the heat for the first time this season and wondering if the place is going burn down for the first 5 minutes.

I don't know how I EVER worked in a cubical at any point in my life. If I have my back to my windows sitting at my kitchen island working for even just 30 minutes I start to go fucking insane. I will NEVER go back to working in an office. #remoteForLife

"If you are in your head you are behind enemy lines" - @melrobbins Damn. That hits.

Manually adding up account balances in 2023 is delightful. Especially when the functionality exists in another part of their website because DESIGN SYSTEMS.

And it's buggy as hell. Tokens are displaying where data should, and fast account switching disappears after you click on it.... forcing a new UI and having it be totally broken is terrible CX.

Sooooo @AmericanExpress.... How am I supposed to see a high level overview of my savings accounts now... there is no "business blueprint" feature for HYSAs...

Paul hates when I do this but I love that we act like eight year old boys when we talk.

@evilbluechicken oof

Finally got in around noon

Hmm, Instagram has logged me out yet again, and now wants a phone number to get back in, except it won't send the code to confirm. Not ideal.

When you’re wondering where the hell the shit you ordered from Amazon is and then you realise it’s still in your cart because you never checked out.

Marketers: Please make low-touch campaigns for introverts because holy shit I just causally inquired about a vehicle and was CONSTANTLY bombarded with emails and outreach to the point I got fucking mad and overwhelmed and just stopped responding altogether.

@aliceanthony_ I mean, we're all just trying our best so whatever works! I have no idea what I'm doing lol

@itsReise Oh waw! Maybe we just started late 😅 both kids were past 2y old but have to say I didn't even think about it yet before then

A few of my google tabs: hydrating facemasks, google search about Battle Star Galactica, potty training toilets, Art easels...