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🚨 JUST IN: Iran’s currency is officially worth less than toilet paper. In other words, it’s now cheaper to wipe your *** with their currency than with actual toilet paper.

The guy who named this war as Operation Epic Fury.

For the record. Peace Through Strength and the Peace Dividend. We live in historic times, and yes it’s still early, but if Operation Epic Fury achieves its aims without a lasting supply shock, the result will be a decline in volatility and a growing belief that President Trump’s strategy is working. The knock‑on effects could be felt across market positioning. Conflict premia in oil and gold should compress, not explode, unwinding the crowded defensive late‑cycle trade. The market may yet come to its senses and recognize that the president and his team know what they are doing. As I’ve said, in 2026 peace through strength leads to a peace dividend, yes put that peace dividend on your bingo card, and don’t forget the old rule: buy at the sound of cannons.

The Iranian regime was warned. CENTCOM is now delivering swift and decisive action as directed.

Y’all have a strange way of processing things

Folks, let me tell you, Operation Epic Fury, tremendous name by the way, the best name. It was an absolute masterpiece, maybe the greatest military operation in history, nobody does it better than we do. We went in with our unbelievable military, the strongest, most powerful in the world, together with our great friends in Israel, and we absolutely obliterated the Iranian regime's military sites, their missile factories, their nuclear nonsense.. boom, gone, wiped out like nobody's ever seen before. Iran thought they could threaten America, threaten our allies, threaten the free world with their long-range missiles and their crazy ayatollahs, but we said no more, not on my watch, and in just a short time we delivered such massive, precise, devastating fury that their whole evil empire is shaking, their generals are hiding, and the Iranian people are finally waking up to take back their country. It's a total victory, huge success, America is safer, stronger, respected again. Believe me, nobody else could have pulled this off, only we could, and it's just the beginning of making the Middle East, and the whole world, peaceful and great again!