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@Wuodnyakach_ Hopeless self proclaimed billionaires in silver apartments.

Who is making those AI photos ?

@polo_kimanii @kabiru_vivian And he said, dust is here to stay, it will prevail, learn to live with it, cause it will never settle.

@kabiru_vivian Sasa

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@RichieHub_ Nimepost hii on my WA status, kuna jamaa from DM anauliza steps of getting started. Unaweza msaidia aje ?

There's a Masturbation consultant for Joi AI. You get paid $2000 per month to masturbate for science.

@Collolitamoi Why isn't he fighting back ?

Boy child assault ,,jamaa anakula slaps hapa hatari sana 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alasirimotors Gents are buying ladies cars ? I have a long way to go mahn.

Gentlemen, When buying your lady a car, don’t ask her what she wants. Do your research & buy what is practically best. Ladies may never say it out loud, but they admire men who can make solid, confident car buying decisions for them. Try it today. It works 100.5% of the time.

@StephanieXAUUSD Pesa inatoka wapi ukichat now ? Is there giveaways from them or from the app ?

Morning guys , ukiitikia kuchat na wazungu utanunua gari. Good day 😂😂🤳

@EvanoMemba Does this happen in real life or you are acting it ?

Ikifika hapa wakuu what do you do ?

@ignyharaz2 You have just used it.

No man should use this emoji 😭 Under any given circumstance.

@Zoya_ki_batein This one method is for cows. I'm telling you.

And Somehow WE ARE THE WEAKER GENDER??

@Zerobuletke254 @kamauwaruhiu Tulishiba excess jomba 😂

@its__lary @kamauwaruhiu Better mlishiba jomba 😂

Mtu ameketi in an office somewhere anafanyia hesabu mtu wa kuuza supu , maji mtungi ni 20 bob ,Iko na vikombe 300 kikombe moja ni 20 bob hiyo ni 6k per day . Anaacha kazi anafungua baze ya supu anajua hajui.

@Objectivisto @kamauwaruhiu Yes, we didn't make them those two days, because we were sourcing more tools of work.

@its__lary @kamauwaruhiu You skipped 2 days?

@Elishaokoth94 @kamauwaruhiu Si ya faint hearted buana.

@its__lary @kamauwaruhiu 😂😂biashara nayo ni ngumu sometimes

@geemogambi_ @kamauwaruhiu Biashara ya goods that can go bad siwezi fanya tena.

@its__lary @kamauwaruhiu Greed iliwamaliza hapa mngepika around 50 consistent for few weeks

@1960dude @Churbs_Chacha @RizwanHamisi True this one.

@Churbs_Chacha @RizwanHamisi In a Kenyan 9-5 you will never have much time to do anything outside work even with motivation and intention. Boss calls you even at night

This might be the perfect gauge of whether Kenyan tech on X can actually go beyond just theory to implementation There have been notions of techies on this app being great at criticizing, debating and sharing theories, but with very little to show for it Maybe this is the test.

@polo_kimanii @kamauwaruhiu Langu jicho tu.

@kamauwaruhiu You are right. Infact data says75% of these ‘i dont need a man’ & ‘a real man would’ women,own atleast two sex toys. Na wanazifichanga huko chini ya manguo kama bunduki. They will accuse you having a small penis kumbe ni mtu amejidunga mpaka ile kitu inatoshana Kariba dam bwana

Without millennial women ,the dildo market would collapse.

@Cedric_SNR Nikikuwa mechanic wa Audi,BMW,VW mtaleta kazi ?

Microsoft and Safaricom are taking over the SaaS market. The other day Safaricom was launching a School Management System. A whole Safaricom. This adds another reason for me to continue being serious with my Plumbing course.

@AngelofVerdant Ungefanya hiyo power sliding tu you initiated.

I approached a corner at a slightly higher speed gari ikaoversteer, I could feel the car almost leaving the road na ni RWD. locked speed at 50kph nikazima muziki and drove home thinking about my life

@Fra_nkXBT CC not really, you may find a smaller engine worse consumption and bigger engine doing better consumption. Not hp, you may find a powerful engine producing less power lazily and a smaller one, stressed producing more hp. Do research.

Nini hudetermine fuel consumption ya gari.... Ni CC ama horsepower?

@PositivFuturist class Dog extends Human { ... }

Why Object Oriented Programming sucks.