Steve Death

Can't believe it was 40 years ago today that I didn't meet Elvis.

What's an anthropomorphic personification got to do to get a Time Person of the Year? You work and work and work. It's all politics.

You humans. Friday the 13th is a ridiculous & irrational superstition. Nothing bad is going to happen. Touch wood.

Wait. Hang on. Boris Johnson is REAL?! I thought he was just some kind of puppet based on a befuddled orangutan.

St George is the patron saint of the English, Drinking To Feel Emotion & Apologising When Someone Treads On Your Toe.

@fritzromanov But it's so damn funky here now.

Met Shakespeare once. "Why are your plays so violent?" I asked him. "Well," he said, "You can't make a Hamlet without breaking some legs"

@Ardua You're my favourite

Happy Friday! Remember you're as insignificant as anyone else, trapped on a tiny speck hurtling through an infinite and uncaring universe!

Yeah. Look. Really sorry. There's something up with the spreadsheets.