Erin W.

@StephenM you're a fucking ghoul

Birthright citizenship means the children of illegal aliens can vote to tax your children and seize their inheritance.

locked in to watch my government mandated hockey yaoi tonight

I've loved Taylor Swift for so long but I just can't with this JC Penney ass album 😩

No one tells you how embarrassing it is as an adult to have a blue tongue from eating candy

Just saw Eddington. I'm begging someone to find Ari Aster a good editor

I don't know what labubu is and I don't care to find out

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

The most recent episode of The Rehearsal is why I'll never recommend the show to anybody (I love it)

Just incredible

In other news of stupid shit that irritates me for no reason, "crashing out" needs to die

My cat died and the world is a nightmare but at least my friend got me hooked on Stardew Valley where life is good

Feels good

Don't let anyone shame you for posting your Spotify wrapped! "nO one CaReS" well I do! I wanna know you're in the top 5% of Sabrina Carpenter listeners or that you listened to 2000 hours of Theo Von's podcast. Let us have this fun stupid thing for one day

Eye doc wants me to put this eye goop on overnight for dry eyes, dentist wants me to wear a night guard, next they're gonna tell me i need to wear a CPAP, cotton gloves with vaseline underneath, and a wrist guard and my sex appeal will never be greater

@Fleetwood_Nach Did the same yesterday except with Harry Potter instead of LotR. Truly a healing experience

Lord of the rings marathon w gang and making soup today I love my life

RFK Jr is gonna be in charge of public health dude LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOpleaseshootmeinthefuckingfaceOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did I choose a career where I have to talk to people all day. I want a desk job where I work from home with my cat on my lap and say "nothing from my end" on zoom meetings and move my mouse around a couple times.