Aaron Exley

@PolitlcsGlobal @SkyNews Sleepwalking straight into this aren't we

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: Two people who had been on board the MV Hondius have returned to the UK and are now self-isolating [@SkyNews]

@famecreationz @PolitlcsUK @thetimes @RobertBolitho_ @TommyDavo180 fair point well made if you ask me

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Thiago Silva, in attendance at Stamford Bridge for Chelsea-Nottingham Forest.

🚨 NEW: One in five small boat crossings are now launching from Belgium [@thetimes]

@BL98MFC @RobertBolitho_ leave it out will you 🤣

There’s a farting pandemic in the football stands. I can’t remember the last time I went to a game without someone near me letting off the most atrocious wind. Please can it stop😭

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Article behind a paywall too so I'll never know the bar they've found to produce such a shit headline

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph No they have not, you're talking £7-8 outside of a spoons, expensive yes but not a tenner ffs The odd top end high flyer gaff may charge a tenner but 99.9% of people reading this tweet will not visit these places 🤣

🚨 NEW: Pint prices have hit £10 for the first time in London [@Telegraph]

@Element_M1ller @RobertBolitho_ @TommyDavo180 proper overreaction

It was a decent penalty from Alvarez but I wouldn’t have gone this far.

@spectatorindex Like telling Henry VIII to just give his wives a short back n sides

Trump told Netanyahu that Israeli military should only take 'surgical' action in Lebanon, according to Axios report.

@SkyNews Re-sale price which is un-capped. Plus, also only a listing not sale. A whole article yet no mention of what these said tickets were priced at face value. Great headline though Sky

World Cup final tickets go on sale for $2.3m each trib.al/RMwiAp5

@KeatonFisher19 @RobertBolitho_ 🤣🤣

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

@RobertBolitho_ @JacobsVegasLife @TommyDavo180 @pietro_geremia Just tagged tommy in one of the quotes this minute 🤣🤣

@JacobsVegasLife @its_exley @TommyDavo180 @pietro_geremia first they wink at you, now they follow

Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳

@KeatonFisher19 @TommyDavo180 🤣🤣

@Bermuda060404 This is class 👊 and those not understanding it must've been dropped on their head at birth 🤣

It was annoying me how all the World Cup schedules were acting like games at 8pm and 1am were on 'different days' so I knocked this up, you're welcome👍

@PolitlcsGlobal @AP Weird thing to do in a war that you've already won...

🚨🇺🇸 NEW: The US is deploying three more warships and roughly 2,500 additional Marines to the Middle East [@AP]

@PolitlcsGlobal Not believing til @FabrizioRomano posts the HERE WE GO

🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING: A new Supreme Leader of Iran has been chosen The identity is expected to be revealed shortly

If Rob Edwards keeps that team up, then give him manager of the season, an MBE, a Duke of Edinburgh award, a Nobel peace prize and a MOBO award

🚨 BREAKING: The Met Police has arrested Peter Mandelson on suspicion of misconduct in public office

@PolitlcsUS @PolitlcsUK The whole world to Trump right now...

🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled against President Trump’s tariffs

🚨 BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office

@PolitlcsUK The lib dems could say they'd replace cash with ice cubes, makes absolutely no difference to anyone 🤣

🚨 NEW: The Lib Dems would replace the Treasury with a Department for Growth based in Birmingham

Who's got their Resignation Bingo card ready for tonight? #Starmer #Labour #Sarwar