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Dread from African women = evil spirit and ancestral curse Hair from foreign women and impoverished Asian kids = luxury

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When you saw ‘we lost the match’ or ‘we bought him for 10 million pounds’ , were you on the pitch in England or was your money involved?

Apple designers are just incredible, they thought of everything. I am here with my friends with Androids and they have been glued to their phones the whole 4 hours but me, following iPhone 7’s incredible 1800 mAh ‘limited battery’ technology that has so far limited my capacity to 49%, I only scrolled two times and are now at 35%. Therefore by design I am forced to look at nature and appreciate it, speak with my friends (to no avail - courtesy terrible Android) and touch grass - literally. Such thoughtful design. Yay Apple! /s

His problem would be like the story of the chief who invited everyone to come to his party with a bottle of wine, and then empty the bottles into a big jar that everyone would scoop from. Almost everyone brought water because well, "no one will notice I brought water, if they all bring actual drinks." It's the same with the voter's card. "He go win, even if I no vote. Others go vote." People need to turn out. People need to register!

There’s a Nigerian brand on IG that makes shoes like this

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

I spilled some tea🤭... @PeakMilk

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WHAT THE HELL?!!!!

incase you weren't raised correctly, i think it’s a mans job to set the tone in a relationship; whether people want to admit it or not, a woman feeds off his energy.. his consistency, his intentions, his presence. she takes what he gives and reflects it. when a man leads with clarity, love, and respect, it creates a space where a woman can feel safe, soft, and secure. vice versa, when he leads with confusion, mixed signals, and inconsistency, it forces her to operate in survival mode. she becomes guarded, unsure, and emotionally exhausted.

“God doesn’t play about me” But dem born you for Nigeria

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Todo episódio de Dr. House: >Paciente chega no hospital >É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso >Dr. House entra em cena - Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos - Faça os exames seu imbecil >Ele vai falar com a paciente - Você é burra vá tomar no cu - Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa >Os ajudantes voltam pra sala - Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over - hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema - Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela >Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela - OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE??? - Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem >Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real >Paciente entra na sala curada - Eu estava errada sobre você - Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda >Episódio acaba

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

Wokinn is my favourite Chinese restaurant. The food is affordable (10-15k per person) and is really so good. They have two branches in lekki and in VI and they’re open every single day, 24/7. They deliver as well

Picture this. You are 23 with a 9-5 earning 200k every month. All your friends from Uni and Secondary School never have to japa. Afrobeats Festival in grassy Taraba state. Last year was Enugu. 15 friends. Train ticket is 2k per person. Ticket to the show is 5k.