lil mocha

Every talk pep guordiola gives is a pep talk

If you don't sacrifice for whatvy

@Tomato_ssauce @ibs_indistress Wym your sister is 12

@ibs_indistress My sister will always be 12

Ronaldo vs Messi debate is just real life Vegeta vs Goku debate

My new pet peeve is carrying anything at all 😩

@Snskid13 @FaridaRafie I feel youuu. Try audibles it helped a bit🙌

@FaridaRafie Need to find a way to get to that level with 0 per year, cuz books are just not my medium

I love how, in my circle, my name has become synonymous to sneakily fact checking everything on google. "Not sure abiut that might Ahmed it later"

@Tomato_ssauce 😂😂😂😂

I smell so good today, im accepting thank you’s for blessing the air with my perfume.

@Konecesstry He is not wrong 👀

Not my friend saying people who snoop through their partner’s phone are on a treasure hunt for betrayal 😂

الدنيا غاليه على الرخيص و رخيصه على الغالي

سلامٌ على كل لينٍ في القول، هين في الخصامِ ، سند في الشدة .

@ahmed_elmaradny تسلم يا دكتور! 🤩❤

@its_negm الف مبروك 🎉

الحمد الله حتى يبلغ الحمد منتهاه

@Tomato_ssauce 🥲🥲🥲

Every time i try to convince myself that things are getting better the world hits me with another Covid variant.

@ahmed_elmaradny قماميررر🥰 ربنا يحفظكم 🤲🤲

It’s actually happened, I was on the plane and they asked if there’s any medical professionals on board. You get up and everyone looks at you walk towards a guy lying on the floor. You realise he’s just had a vasovagal, he says he feels okay, and then you sit back down

Egyptians lagging on the metaverse 😂

Guys this academia life is 90% me collecting login details to access the research i need 😭😭

But fr why do people do that? Is there a competition or sthn? Or is it self-hate?

Its officially white people season. Not looking forward to seeing Toms wearing shorts in negative degrees🙄