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“@siobhan_dawson: Does this day want to get any worse at all?!!” I know and @CalFraser wants to know if he has a chance?

Big day for @LutonTown finally back in the football league where they belong. Good luck at Carlisle #Hatters #LTFC

John Still: "1-0 away win at Carlisle, clean sheet, on the opening day of the season, you can't argue with that."

30' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Carlisle 0-1 Town (Cullen)

Luton are back, Luton are back, hello, hello, from the away end, all decked out in orange #COYH #LutonAreBack.

Direct correlation between when a girl gets broken up with and the amount of shite quotes that go up on their Instagram

First choice uni accommodation sorted from across the big pond

"Any dessert for you, sir?" "Oh no thank you, I'm stuffed!" Drake says, flashing a fake smile. "Stuffed, yet so empty," he thinks.

“@kelsiewrixon: Need cheering up badly 🙍” I know can't believe remy failed his medical, would have been a great signing for Liverpool

“@BECKYHALLL: Anyone who does a season in a party place must be riddled with disease. So so gross.” @CalFraser

Any news where these went @LBlueDavies #poshwank

Today's kerb shot. Comments: I thought this might be a Banksy, but on closer inspection it's actually a tyre scuff

Here's a photo of Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber having a fight, made out of paper clips.

I'm a passenger in Keith's van. We're doing 58mph in lane one of the M20, listening to Elbow at quite a high volume. What a time to be alive

If you have the ability to tweet #drunkasfuck, your not

#NowFacebookIsDown how will we ever get enough likes to help save poverty :/

#BestChatUpLine I've got aircon...