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help google: why am i broke but just spent £10 on tiny hands

these ones are cursed beyond saving

Still thinking about when Mark Zuckerberg said this

wrote about whether the agony of romantic love is worth it (yes) gawker.com/culture/dear-f…

Hey hey not sure if anyone uses gc2b binders any more but I have several 5 and 10% discount codes that I haven’t used - drop me a DM if you want one!

when TERFs say they feel pressured to have sex with trans women, what they mean is that they told someone "I'd never fuck a trans woman" and the person said some variation of "why do you feel the need to state that out loud?" and they got huffy and defensive about it.

from the makers of "this meeting could have been an email", we proudly present "this annoying VR meeting that you can't multi-task during could have been an even shorter email"

The last two years has felt like my brain being slowly ground down by a pestle and mortar

A tough life needs a tough language – and that is what poetry is. That is what literature offers – a language powerful enough to say how it is. Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?

(in this tweet i am pissed off at the "Toilet Duck" brand) Toilet fuck

I don’t care how significant my birthday is, don’t pour champagne on me. It’ll be the last time we communicate

@JamesMacLaw The way that the British commentariat jumped on the chance to wilfully misrepresent her!

this isn't true!

I'm not sure there's a more self-defeating group of people than those who are slaveringly obsessed with the five day work week

why does Timothée Chalamet remind me of this kind of medieval shoe