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how i look at people these days because what the fuck is wrong with everyone

My crash out last night was very VALID oppss 😂

You couldn’t even get in, even if you wanted too 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

me before I crash out

The toxic really leaves and everything goes up 🥰🥰🥰🥰

me starting off my wedding vows like:

My dumb ass thought the anime convention was Friday and Saturday BITCH ITS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY 🤣 Here I go buying a Sunday ticket because I double Saturday 😂

That depression and anxiety can result in memory loss.

It’s incredibly insane how all women understand what she’s talking about but men seem to just not get it. The male brain is interesting.

Rent just another bill to me I still do whatever I want 😒😒

heard somebody say “the only way i’ll lose my spot is if i don’t want it anymore” and if that ain’t the mf truth. i don’t fumble, i forfeit.

Back of the knee tattoo hurts like a bitch but the outcome 10/10 🤗

Should’ve been at the spurs game in my okc jersey but I’m at work instead 😔

I never needed liquor to blow up a nigga phone give me a Sprite & I'm on your ass.

Can’t stand a broke bitch. Desperate hoe.

i be gettin drunk and saying shit like “im bouta call my man” what fuckin man?????????😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

I’ve been crying for 10 minutes

oh the longest month of your life is finally over? time to pay $1600 in rent