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2025 goals: - launch init chain and 30 interwoven rollups - >3 wildly successful apps on the interwoven stack w/ pmf and real users from in and out of ct once again proving the appchain thesis - squat a plate for reps (i broke my pelvic bone some years back)

@Plasma @SplitCapital Hey

Welcome home, @SplitCapital.

brrrrrrr

keen to see this expansion and top of funnel game on eth mainnet drive ++rev to yominet the kami team has genuinely helped shape the vision on how we see appchains in the future and they're going to be an amazing example of it with this. appchains (in most but not all cases) should act as "invisible execution environments". If your users, community, and token exist on eth l1 (or elsewhere) you should go meet them there! Then when you need the throughput and expect gas rev you have them "deposit" into the game and under the hood they ship eth into an embedded wallet on your own chain where you keep the economics from tx fees. glory to asphodel

@zmanian never forget the AEZ

Where have I heard this idea before ? We tried this in Cosmos in 2023. Didn’t work

@manangouhari @alliance Cuties

we applied to @alliance's latest cohort...shooting the intro video was chaotic to say the least 😶 enjoy the bloopers

@ahboyash @P2Pdotme Hahaha did they actually post this originally?

@P2Pdotme LOL

A note on the Polymarket positions you've seen on-chain - the account named "P2P Team" is ours. We wanted to come out honestly. The capital came from our foundation account and all proceeds return to it. Here's the full picture. 10 days before our raise went live, we placed bets that we'd hit our $6M+ target. At that point we had one oral commitment from Multicoin ($3M) - no signed term sheets, no guaranteed allocations, nothing binding. We were betting on ourselves. We'd told the market we were raising over $6M. We believed we could. That bet was our way of backing our word with our own money at a moment when the outcome was genuinely uncertain. Over the following 10 days we made our case, secured commitments, and the raise closed at $5.2M - entirely from outside investors we don't control. We understand why this raises questions. Trading on an outcome you can influence erodes trust. We don't believe we were trading on a done deal, but we recognize reasonable people can see it differently. We named the account "P2P Team" deliberately - to give a marketing signal of our presence to the community and reflect our intent to be transparent. But intent isn't the same as action. Not disclosing at the time was a mistake we own. We took time to study the legal implications before speaking, which is why we stayed silent until now with a "No Comments" stance! - that too is a fair criticism. All proceeds go back into our futarchy-governed MetaDAO treasury. We will be liquidating all positions in the next few hours and are putting together a formal company policy on prediction market trading going forward. One thing we want to be unambiguous about: MetaDAO (@MetaDAOProject ) had zero knowledge of or involvement in these bets. We're genuinely excited to join this community and wanted to start on the right note - which means being straight with you about this.

@Icebergy hi

hello frens

@broccoli_pd @KPeruggi @cremedupepe He drank it alone while I wasn’t even home

@KPeruggi @cremedupepe @ItsAlwaysZonny Yes, did you even try it

What’s a good wine for someone getting into wine

@ethanyish all your defi losses 💀💀💀

how many of you have defi positions but just can't find an easy way to track them on your normal wallet? we now have allium's defi positions endpoint! the single place to track all your defi losses (and yield)

@chaebolize hello please wait for me to get home

first few applicants will be whitelisted for Strat vault predeposits in the coming hours you'll be able to deposit stables from eth mainnet stay tuned!

@TradeOnStrat chinese robotics

Over 20 markets across four asset classes! Reply with a market we're missing 👀

@jb0x_ @slidr_asphodel now that’s what I’m talkin bout

the best gatekept game of the industry

your wish is my command

@BurntBanksy /togglelist vow 1

@ItsAlwaysZonny psychopathic. behavior.

Is it acceptible to write my vows on Notion

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@oscrhong that’s my goat

pro tip: when keon ships a new project, pay attention 👀 it's probably the future keon was explaining transformer models to me in 2018, but I was too dumb to listen every browser use agent I've tried has been too slow to be practical past sped up demos. gonna switch to Lumen!

@BirthdayBoi @onchainheroes @kamigotchiworld @playgigaverse @LootSurvivor Happy birthday boi

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. That's why I am ready to accept your birthday gifts: 1. @onchainheroes - BirtdayBoi (keys) 1. @kamigotchiworld - BirthdayBoi id 9 (cheeseburgers) 3. @playgigaverse - birthdayboi (BIT Boxes) 4. @LootSurvivor - birthdayboion (free games) Thank you.