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IM A GRAMMY WINNING SONGWRITER !!!!!!

my apple tv youtube app deciding to stop working the second i heat up my food is a criminal offense i WONT forgive

@nathiofficial_ LETSSSS FKN GOOOOO

OMG MY MOM AGREED TO STARTING OUR LINE! Its UPPPPPPPPPPPPP

@quannxie i prefer cornichons

does anyone actually like pickles

@ThrillaRilla369 BRMPH

Can anyone spell the sound this makes? 😿

@y2kpopart breaking dishes

what's your favorite Rihanna deep cut?

i will not participate in the withholding olympics

fog is so gracefully menacing

depth will always read as convoluted to the shallow

basic people all my life have told me to “talk normal” buuuuut why tf would i do that when i could talk weird af instead?!?

ill never regret seeing the spark of specialness in someone no matter how much they betray their own light

moonlight doesnt exist.. its just the suns light bouncing off of the moon. my love reminds me of moonlight bc i receive it from the source and reflect it back to you. it was never mine to hoard or dim… i allow it to change w phases that occur without my intervention. i love you

love begets love 🥰

@nathiofficial_ me w a stella in my hand reading this 🥹

I love when women drink beer

@beyoncegarden @Ms_ViVaCi0us nah they was cutting up in the writers room 😭

arthur is a truly hilarious show LMAOOO😭😭😭

@thefarmersheep dick coochie

what does the “dc” in “washington dc” stand for

Holla Bend, Arkansas + Sirmilik National Park, Canada + Farm Island, Maine + Firn-filled Fjords, Tibet =

curiosity is the engine of progress

i want to make caesar chicken salad not a chicken caesar salad

@waynesfury unmatched

no matter how many times i rewatch, the aspect ratio change still hits

queen