its borb

if i was the bus driver in Speed i would have immediately pulled over and stopped when i found out there was a bomb. not a doubt in my mind

here they are

i am not a sir. i am a guy

after all, Not Boots used to run away and then she saw Socks trusting us

finally lucked into a situation where Gary (scared feral stray) got to watch Not Boots crawl into my lap and make biscuits. i know he may just never trust humans but i like to think we can start the wheels turning in his head

every single season they will add another kind of nazi that he is. in season 8 they'll reveal he's himmler's grandson

last season they told us that abbott pitt a troop. this time they told us he's also a cop. next season they will reveal he is also in the IDF

why would i remmeber the actual name of the book im reading. im not some kind of nerd

kafka buy the shore? in this economy??

"write what you know"? know something else

when im in charge it will be illegal to make movies about movies or tv shows about tv shows. eyes on the road buddy

you know how stabbing someone with an ice knife is the perfect crime. well if you lived inside earths core then stabbing someone with a regular knife would be a perfect crime

gary, now fully recovered from his foot injury, comes by for meals several times daily and once came within 15 feet of me before noticing my presence and darting away

continued progress from gary who is still tripodding on stairs or when fleeing for his life (has noticed me looking at him from the other side of a window) but is using his bad paw with only the barest limp when strolling on flat ground

gary....you don't have to keep these glass barriers up...accept love into your heart............

sorry for harping on this but the problem of “knowing what you want to say but not how to say it” often means you haven’t yet figured out what you want to say. if you turn to an LLM to help organize loose thoughts into prose, you’re outsourcing your cognition to a machine

when you go outside to pet a cat and precisely 8 seconds later the other cat kramers onto the porch at 18mph with a noticeably dopplered ᵣᵣᵣRRrᵣᵣᵣ

@its_hipolita the whole chapter where he goes "this guy linnaeus says that whales 'arent fish' just because they 'have lungs'. well i asked my whaling buddies and they said whales are fish. anyway here's 2000 words on my personal taxonomy of whales"

Just in general, Ishmael is so fucking funny. He's constantly digressing into encyclopedic infodumps, he loses his train of thought all the time and he's so prone to theatrics and pomp.

The whole "dead white men classics" shit from booktok people is absurd because I read Moby Dick and one of the first things Ishmael does is get into a tensely homoerotic two-men-one-bed situation with Queequeg and even goes "it's like I'm his wife... jk haha... unless?"

calvin's dad was right.a bout all of it

"WOmen light up the world. That's why they call it Broad Daylight," - V.I. Lenin, 1922

they really should not have done this

they were wrong to call him this. they shouldnt have done that

they call him jurickson profar because he is a profarssional baseball player

libs wander the earth, forever doomed to form sentences with a "but" in the middle

i sure wish this horrible machine (in whose belly i am trapped) would start bleeding to death