ChuckSauce

Had a massive win this morning...Is this app real?

@Polymarket 13 how many what’s now?

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@sama Like that guy who keeps asking ChatGPT if it can time him running a mile - it can’t, but always says it can and then just makes up a number. I like that, Sam.

pretty excited for voice models to get great its interesting to watch how people are already starting to change the way they interface with AI

@PolymarketSport He’s just a regular guy , with regular guy type opinions

🚨BREAKING: NBA players are underpaid. Per Steph Curry (who will make $62.6M next year)

@rafaelnadal2008 The comment section is always gold 😂

Some of the brightest minds are in kalshi ideas

@rigatohni Let’s goooo alpha

🚨Tomorrow is a MASSIVE day for Mentions!! 8am: Hegseth presser 10:30am: Trump Oval 3pm: Marco White house Briefing 5:30pm Vance Rally 10pm: CA Gov Debate Lets see if we can inch out $5k tomorrow! Markets just got posted. gonna start studying. plz comment alpha!

@remarks Wow you’re welcome for my attention to this matter

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@Kalshi Brother $1.5 million to Elon Musk is roughly equivalent to the value of a screen door on a submarine

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@LeadingReport Breaking: Rooster crows.

Sen. Lindsey Graham calls for large-scale military strike on Iran, per WSJ.

@Kalshi We will all be multigazillionaires by then anyway

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@alch3my101 Oh yeah. I learned my lessons the hard way 😂 The worst one I had was a Trump speech where he said “Cuba’s next”. The rules explicitly state contractions don’t count, so I bought the No for Cuba. Now I know - Kalshi weighs the “spirit” of the market above its own rules.

@itschucksauce Have you been rulecucked yet?

Made a cool $579 last night on a crazy disputed Kalshi Mentions Market. The strike was "Zillionaire" and Bernie Sanders said, "multi-zillionaire" in his speech. Many traders thought it would resolve to No, because in the past Kalshi has ruled that "multibillionaire" does not count for "billionaire." The problem is that multibillionaire is a word in the dictionary, while "multizillionaire" is not. Hence, the word must be transcribed "multi-zillionaire", and hyphenated compounds DO count. I.e. this is a clear YES. Learning how Kalshi rules on these technicalities is one of the best ways to make money on the platform.

@alch3my101 Agree. Hindsight is 20/20, but I’m kicking myself for not putting more into this lol

@itschucksauce This one was pretty clear. Another one of the “rulecuck” debates that made no sense because it wasn’t a rulecuck and it didn’t make sense to debate. Was weird

@PolymarketMoney According to random chud son the internet

JUST IN: There's now a 70% chance Crude Oil hits $115/barrel this month.

@sama Wow, sounds nice thanks Sam A

we are gonna do something nice for everyone who applied for the GPT-5.5 party and that we didn't have space for. hope you enjoy!

@Kalshi To be replaced by AI-served soda powered by Tesla Optimus robots, I assume

JUST IN: McDonald’s to eliminate self-serve soda machines by 2032

@Polymarket why every mission sound like it was named by a 13 year old who loves call of duty

JUST IN: CENTCOM announces the U.S. Navy has guided two U.S.-flagged tankers through the Strait of Hormuz this morning under “Project Freedom”

@Kalshi Amazon delivery drivers hustling to bring me another insulated water bottle

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@Kalshi Time to change the company ticker to MemeBay

JUST IN: GameStop offers to buy Ebay for $56,000,000,000

@Polymarket add ChuckSauce as a strike and I will make it happen

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Who will Trump speak to in May? polymarket.com/event/who-will…

Made $173.73 this morning playing the Mentions Markets on Kalshi. The Sunday morning talkshows are great markets. As you can see, I got in on every strike. As I've said before, I don't really usually attempt to make predictions (gamble) on these mentions markets. I use technology and strategy to make steady gains.