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OH MY GOD IM THE FAT BASTARD IN BLACK I CANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

It’s not embarrassing. They’ve been to Wembley something like 33 times since Guardiola took over. Their fan base is predominantly a working class Manchester demographic. They don’t have endless pots of gold in their bank accounts. The issue is semi finals being played at Wembley

I have cancelled the uber.

Cherki kinkladze

.@donnarumma

Jeremy fucking Doku release the cunting fucking ball you fucking womble

I love you 🩵

why the fuck are arsenal playing rule britannia

Hi, if a service isn’t showing on Seatfrog, am I still able to upgrade to weekend first on-board? Travelling from MAN to BHM @CrossCountryUK

Margaret Thatcher died 13 years ago today

my timeline rn.

utter wank.

esp if you get the family plan and share it with mates Paying a tenner a month for it atm. 100% worth it

shite refereeing? yes we we also not good enough? yes

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.