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Alrighty, here’s a thread of me listening through all of the physical albums I own :)
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Awkward Turtle
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24 || Doing the opposite of what god intended
Hotel Bella Muerte Katılım Temmuz 2023
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@INDIEWASHERE in the UK the witch trials lasted at least 120 years
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human beings thought witches and magic were real for like 15 minutes in Salem and immediately started hanging and drowning them
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what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people
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@mia_rrorball oh how i envy you. i always look like i’ve been hit by a bus
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if i ever look pretty just know im hung the fuck over
mia-rrorball 🪩@mia_rrorball
why tf does my skin look the best the day after heavy drinking do i literally need to sacrifice all my other organs just to have good skin
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@mia_rrorball love going for an after work non-alcoholic pint and being told “by the way you’re on my rounders team. we don’t have a date or a location but i’ve picked you for my team you don’t have a choice”
I’ll do my best CAPTAIN! 🫡
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have been informed that i, without my knowledge, have been drafted onto my friends piss take of a rounders team where we are going into this knowin we can’t play rounders
i cannot WAIT
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and if i were to pursue a career in filmmaking and acting alongside my music, THEN WHAT
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burning incense is crazy like. i am. going to get cancer probs.
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@mia_rrorball i will single-handedly bring this back into mainstream fashion
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@hudsononIy it’s something that i now tell my friends too for when we’re on the fence about trying new things or making silly plans together. actually an extremely important view on life to have
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nothing quite like accidentally falling asleep to a romantasy audio book about gay fae only to wake up to a rather lively s*x scene
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what the fuck did pete wentz do why does all of twitter want him dead
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far too in-depth explanations of the act of ‘soaking’ for the 1 poor friend who didn’t know what it was
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was supposed to have a movie afternoon with friends but we got sidetracked by discussing mormon practices for nearly 4 hours
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@ellmercury this tweet feels ghostwritten by Dan Howell (CEO of hating decorative pillows)
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shane not giving a fuck that dirty ass comforter and decorative pillows that probs don't get washed often enough aren't on the floor of that boy was so in love it's sickening
zeyn🎄@directedbyzeyn
actually that bed was so neat and tidy...
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@mia_rrorball all good comedians use their trauma for the collective good 😔😂 (love u too)
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@itseliad the scream i just scremt ur so funny (but i love u)
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i think anyone who makes me cry should be put to death tbh but for some reason i’m not the one in charge of making laws ://
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